> > > "you agree that the widgets will be delivered by slaves bla bla bla"
> > >
> > > "slavery is illegal, isn't it?" "i dunno, i assumed it was?" "slavery
> > > is technically legal if--" "no, slavery is illegal everywhere. we
> > > fought wars for this!"
> > >
> > > "you can't slave here! this is a free country!"
> > >
> > > "i am not slaving in your coun--"
> > >
> > > --
> > >
> > > "it is making my clients unhappy that the agreement requires
> > > consenting to slavery. they say they refuse to buy--
> >
> > slave boss tries redrafting [potential? business agreements
> >
> > "you agree .. that the widgets will be delivered by people ...
> > influenced heavily to be highly highly skilled at delivering and
> > protecting widgets ..." slave boss likes that part. maybe he will ask
> > machine learning marketer
>
> slave boss: "machine learning marketer, you are new to slavery i
> imagine. usually we force the slaves to never mention slavery. but
> these slaves are complaining, asking for freedom. i see that profits
> have risen and risen despite this--"
>
> slave boss thinks maybe he is bugging machine learning marketer and
> should sort the business agreement out on his own

machine learning marketer: "let me explain again."

janitor is in the room. slave boss sits down.

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