> > > > "you agree that the widgets will be delivered by slaves bla bla bla" > > > > > > > > "slavery is illegal, isn't it?" "i dunno, i assumed it was?" "slavery > > > > is technically legal if--" "no, slavery is illegal everywhere. we > > > > fought wars for this!" > > > > > > > > "you can't slave here! this is a free country!" > > > > > > > > "i am not slaving in your coun--" > > > > > > > > -- > > > > > > > > "it is making my clients unhappy that the agreement requires > > > > consenting to slavery. they say they refuse to buy-- > > > > > > slave boss tries redrafting [potential? business agreements > > > > > > "you agree .. that the widgets will be delivered by people ... > > > influenced heavily to be highly highly skilled at delivering and > > > protecting widgets ..." slave boss likes that part. maybe he will ask > > > machine learning marketer > > > > slave boss: "machine learning marketer, you are new to slavery i > > imagine. usually we force the slaves to never mention slavery. but > > these slaves are complaining, asking for freedom. i see that profits > > have risen and risen despite this--" > > > > slave boss thinks maybe he is bugging machine learning marketer and > > should sort the business agreement out on his own > > machine learning marketer: "let me explain again." > > janitor is in the room. slave boss sits down.
janitor and machine learning marketer put on a well-rehashed presentation for slave boss with visually striking slides to help slave boss remember slide 1: "this country already knows you are slaving everybody and used to do business with you" slide 2: "previously, they were stealing your workers thinking they were "rescuing" them" slave boss: "oh i had forgotten that! how rude!"
