A Moscow housewife sends her husband out to stand on line at the butcher's shop. After standing there for two hours, and just as he reaches the head of the queue, the butcher appears in the window and posts a sign saying "No More Meat This Week." The husband goes ballistic, loudly imprecating against Communism, the Party, the Politburo, the Leader, and everything else, when a tall, burly man with KGB written all over him gently pulls him aside and says "Be careful what you say, comrade, you know what would have happened to anyone talking like that in Stalin's day" and mimes firing a pistol at the husband. The husband goes back home and is greeted by his wife. "Don't tell me they're out of meat again!" said the wife. "Worse", said the husband, "they're out of bullets." -- "If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing." --- Malcolm X
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