Dear Neighbor: I'm having a tax problem and I want you to be the beneficiary instead of the IRS...
My business has had a phenomenal year so far in 2001. In fact, we've done so well I'm probably going to pay 2½ times more corporate taxes than I did last year. And if we make any more money this year, the tax problem will only get worse... I'll have to pay even more money to the IRS. I have employees who I don't want to lay-off. So in order to keep my employees busy and not give more money to the IRS, I've decided on a strategy that's so bold – so daring – that I doubt anyone else would even dare try it. I have decided to offer windows and siding to you, at our basic cost. In other words, I'm going to offer you windows and siding for no personal profit whatsoever! This will increase our expenses thereby decrease our percent of profits. Just click the link below to set up an appointment with one of my sales representatives today! Just point your browser at www.inetwindows2k.com Brian Elias President Hansons Windows & Siding P. S. This a one time email offer only good for the next 9 day or until we decrease our tax problem. **If you wish to have your e-mail removed from our list, please reply to this email with REMOVE as the subject.