American male, born 25 years ago. Living in and detesting San Francisco. Working for a research skunkworks attached to a New York hedge fund. I like to refer to them as the East Coast banker fuckbags. Married, no kids. I like to hack audio hardware but lately I've noticed that everything requires a microcontroller, so even my hardware projects turn into software projects. I code C, C++, Perl, Java, PPC asm, and PIC asm. Used Slackware Linux from 1995-2001 before switching to Debian.
-jwb