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1. Re: My Crazy Dream
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2. THIS MONTH'S VIRTUAL HOROSCOPE
From: Kelly <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Message: 1
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2005 13:23:58 EST
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: My Crazy Dream
peace had lain to the right of the house if you had avoided becoming like the
zombies
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Message: 2
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 07:28:13 -0500
From: Kelly <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: THIS MONTH'S VIRTUAL HOROSCOPE
THIS MONTH'S VIRTUAL HOROSCOPE
**PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE ARE JOKES !!! FOR THOSE DRY SENSES OF HUMOR-DO NOT
TAKE SERIOUSLY!!
ARIES (March 21-April 20)
This month the bull-headed ram charges straight into trouble. Be extra careful
with motion. Tell the police it wasn't your fault. A moonchild on the jury will
acquit.
TAURUS (April 21-May 21)
Venus in your house of money spells a new career for you, Taurean. Looks like
you'll be working those mean streets for a while--but the money will be
mmm-mmm, good! Try to find a nice Leo pimp to keep an eye out while you bring
home the bacon. On the other hand, if you're a man, you're going to prison.
Tough break.
GEMINI (May 22-June 21)
All Geminis are two-faced scum, especially my ex-boyfriend. DIE DIE DIE, you
lousy bastard! A Capricorn native will dance on your grave.
CANCER (June 22-July 23)
This month, sensitive Cancer is more sensitive than usual. Your first instinct
will be to act out and to strike back. Sit down and shut up instead. Nobody
wants to hear it. Pay particular attention to advice given by a Leo. Re-think
that parole violation you're contemplating.
LEO (July 24-Aug 23)
Your leonine charms serve you particularly well this month., when you have a
good chance to use your persuasive influence to find the willing sacrifice of
your dreams. Careful, though! A law-abiding Libra wants to spoil your fun!
You're the king of the jungle, though, Leo--so just kill the interfering
bastard and get on with the show!
VIRGO (Aug 24-Sept 23)
It's official. There aren't any left.
LIBRA (Sept 24-Oct 23)
Are you making a pain of yourself? Reminding people of what this time? Are you
or aren't you? Yes or no, yes or no? Shut up and let people remember on your
own. The Leos, of course, will forget, since they're busy thinking about
themselves. Besides, if people forget-- so what? You could use some
humility--you're the biggest pain in the ass in the zodiac, Libra. Lighten up.
SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 22)
Watch out for the impending Second Coming. Your underhanded schemes are about
to fall apart. A Capricorn native plays a big part. Things heat up. Sell all
your possessions. You won't be needing them again.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23-Dec 21)
Uh-oh. Somebody found out where that last arrow landed. Expect a visit from
Oliver Stone. And beware of the Great Green Dragon. A last-minute reprieve
comes from a Piscean, possibly the one you drowned last month.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 20)
Truly the jewel of the zodiac, the goat, as always, is in fine form this month.
A number of unpleasant folks from the past mysteriously disappear from the
spotlight, leaving you free to get on with your bright future. YOU are now free
to emerge from the schizophrenic haze you've been living in for so long. Stop
taking your medication. It's just a plot by Pisceans to control you. The voices
were right all along.
AQUARIUS (Jan 21-Feb 19)
As the new moon sets in, expect new opportunities to come with it. Your water
breaks.
PISCES (Feb 20-March 20)
Maybe you shouldn't leave the house this month. There are some real weirdos
loose in the zodiac during the next 30 days. Better to hide in the cellar. Oh,
wait. I just took a glance at next month. I'll get back to you. Stay low.
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