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1. HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK :)
From: Kelly <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
2. elevator
From: "maccara02" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
3. Just a weeeeeeeeeeee bit :)
From: Kelly <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Message: 1
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 11:48:59 -0500
From: Kelly <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK :)
HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete
housework permanently?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....
7. Feel better?
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Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 22:46:24 -0000
From: "maccara02" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: elevator
I entered an elevator, and when it moved I thought it was just an
illusion that it was going sideways. The next time I was supposed to
go in it, I took the stairs. Then I saw my mother go in, and I knew
I couldn't make her face that alone. The doors were closing and it
was a struggle for me to pry them open, but I got in. There was only
one button, #2. It started going sideways again, and everyone inside
clung to the bars on the walls. Suddenly, there were all sorts of
buttons and levers and dials on one wall. I knew if I touched any of
them I would be shocked, but I did anyway. One of the people there
was sarcastic about that, about me being stupid enough to touch
anything. Then we realized that there was someone in a control room
that affected what would happen to us. That person sent a ghost into
the elevator, and then some sort of monster....
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Message: 3
Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2005 18:53:44 -0500
From: Kelly <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: Just a weeeeeeeeeeee bit :)
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Just a weeeee bit
"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to
marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond
comparison.
With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman.
Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous
daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to
the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them.
The farmer simply replied, "They're lookin' to get married, so you came
to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."
The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the
man's opinion.
"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly
notice...pigeon-toed."
The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls; so
the man went out with the second daughter.
The next day, ! the farmer again asked how things went.
"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit, not that you can
hardly tell...cross-eyed."
The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things
might be better. So he did.
The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just
perfect. She's the one I want to marry."
So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born. When the man
visited the nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic
human you can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing
could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not that you
could hardly tell...pregnant when you met her."
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