From: adiguna Turman <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 01:37:44 -0700 (PDT)
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh
Mo maen anggar ama Fitrie Din?.
Namanya aja yg Fit itu, orangnya kumisan kaya wloe.
--- abidin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Fit Selingkuh yuuuu..... ;-)
>
> Fitrie Bren wrote:
>
> >Waduh repot banget sih Nick.. Gue sih kalo mo
> selingkuh prinsipnya cuma: "My
> >BoyF Won't Get MAD, cuz He Won't Get Know"..
> Maksudnya: play safe gitcuuuh..
> >triknya sih ga ribet2 amat kaya gini... hehehehe
> >
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "NICKO" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> >Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 10:26 AM
> >Subject: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >>Berikut adalah 10 tips untuk berselingkuh dengan
> aman :
> >>1. Jangan melakukan lebih 2x, karena kalau lebih
> dari 2x perasaan Anda
> >>
> >>
> >akan berbicara. Kalau udah begini tahi kuda bisa
> serasa coklat. Keluarga
> >dirumah bisa nggak diingat.
> >
> >
> >>2. Cari partner selingkuh yang sejajar baik dari
> segi ekonomi maupun
> >>
> >>
> >mental. Kalau partner selingkuh Anda ekonomi
> lemah, Anda akan diporoti
> >habis-habisan. Anda akan ditelpon 57x sehari.
> Kursi yang Anda duduki bisa
> >terasa panas bagai bara.
> >
> >
> >>3. Bila partner selingkuh sudah menunjukkan
> gejala-gejala cinta, segera
> >>
> >>
> >tinggalkan. Kalau Anda terlambat maka partner
> selingkuh Anda akan berubah
> >jadi "ingus". Kalau udah nempel ditangan,
> dikibas-kibas kagak mau lepas...
> >ampuuun.
> >
> >
> >>4. Jangan mengobral harapan, terutama kalau
> partner Anda termasuk wajah
> >>
> >>
> >cantik/ganteng tapi IQ jongkok. Anda bisa dikejar
> terus dengan janji Anda
> >yang mau mengawini, membelikan ini, itu, dll.
> >
> >
> >>5. Bikin perjanjian didepan, semacam pre-nuptial
> agreement begitu. Bahwa
> >>
> >>
> >hubungan ini hanya akan begini dan begitu dan tidak
> lebih dan tidak
> >kurang dari itu.
> >
> >
> >>6. Hal terpenting dalam dunia perselingkuhan,
> jangan sampai Anda jatuh
> >>
> >>
> >cinta. Kalau Anda type yang mesti jatuh cinta
> kalau selingkuh, lebih baik
> >Anda kawin lagi atau cerai dan kawin lagi.
> >
> >
> >>7. Jangan sekali-kali berpikir untuk menekan "per
> unit cost". Kalau Anda
> >>
> >>
> >tipe pelit lebih baik tidak usah coba-coba
> selingkuh, kecuali kalau Anda
> >dipihak yang "diongkosi".
> >
> >
> >>8. Lakukan pada siang/pagi hari, lebih sulit
> dilacak dan lebih mudah dan
> >>
> >>
> >banyak waktu untuk menghilangkan jejak.
> >
> >
> >>9. Kelemahan Anda adalah identitas Anda, cari juga
> kelemahan partner
> >>
> >>
> >selingkuh Anda. Sehingga score tetap 1:1 terus.
> >
> >
> >>10. Jangan lupa pakai "protection".
> >>Print dan simpan, siapa tau bermanfaat nanti...
> atau sekarang.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>
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