hahahaaahaha....... benerkah... boleh juga tuhh... din.. cerita2 yaaa kalau udah slank-uh Peace wae lah.... -- Best regards, NICKO mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Tuesday, August 24, 2004, 3:37:44 PM, you wrote: aT> Mo maen anggar ama Fitrie Din?. aT> Namanya aja yg Fit itu, orangnya kumisan kaya wloe. aT> --- abidin <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: >> Fit Selingkuh yuuuu..... ;-) >> >> Fitrie Bren wrote: >> >> >Waduh repot banget sih Nick.. Gue sih kalo mo >> selingkuh prinsipnya cuma: "My >> >BoyF Won't Get MAD, cuz He Won't Get Know".. >> Maksudnya: play safe gitcuuuh.. >> >triknya sih ga ribet2 amat kaya gini... hehehehe >> > >> >----- Original Message ----- >> >From: "NICKO" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >> >Sent: Tuesday, August 24, 2004 10:26 AM >> >Subject: [e-ketawa] 10 Tips Selingkuh >> > >> > >> > >> > >> >>Berikut adalah 10 tips untuk berselingkuh dengan >> aman : >> >>1. Jangan melakukan lebih 2x, karena kalau lebih >> dari 2x perasaan Anda >> >> >> >> >> >akan berbicara. Kalau udah begini tahi kuda bisa >> serasa coklat. Keluarga >> >dirumah bisa nggak diingat. >> > >> > >> >>2. Cari partner selingkuh yang sejajar baik dari >> segi ekonomi maupun >> >> >> >> >> >mental. Kalau partner selingkuh Anda ekonomi >> lemah, Anda akan diporoti >> >habis-habisan. Anda akan ditelpon 57x sehari. >> Kursi yang Anda duduki bisa >> >terasa panas bagai bara. >> > >> > >> >>3. Bila partner selingkuh sudah menunjukkan >> gejala-gejala cinta, segera >> >> >> >> >> >tinggalkan. Kalau Anda terlambat maka partner >> selingkuh Anda akan berubah >> >jadi "ingus". Kalau udah nempel ditangan, >> dikibas-kibas kagak mau lepas... >> >ampuuun. >> > >> > >> >>4. Jangan mengobral harapan, terutama kalau >> partner Anda termasuk wajah >> >> >> >> >> >cantik/ganteng tapi IQ jongkok. Anda bisa dikejar >> terus dengan janji Anda >> >yang mau mengawini, membelikan ini, itu, dll. >> > >> > >> >>5. Bikin perjanjian didepan, semacam pre-nuptial >> agreement begitu. Bahwa >> >> >> >> >> >hubungan ini hanya akan begini dan begitu dan tidak >> lebih dan tidak >> >kurang dari itu. >> > >> > >> >>6. Hal terpenting dalam dunia perselingkuhan, >> jangan sampai Anda jatuh >> >> >> >> >> >cinta. Kalau Anda type yang mesti jatuh cinta >> kalau selingkuh, lebih baik >> >Anda kawin lagi atau cerai dan kawin lagi. >> > >> > >> >>7. Jangan sekali-kali berpikir untuk menekan "per >> unit cost". Kalau Anda >> >> >> >> >> >tipe pelit lebih baik tidak usah coba-coba >> selingkuh, kecuali kalau Anda >> >dipihak yang "diongkosi". >> > >> > >> >>8. Lakukan pada siang/pagi hari, lebih sulit >> dilacak dan lebih mudah dan >> >> >> >> >> >banyak waktu untuk menghilangkan jejak. >> > >> > >> >>9. Kelemahan Anda adalah identitas Anda, cari juga >> kelemahan partner >> >> >> >> >> >selingkuh Anda. Sehingga score tetap 1:1 terus. >> > >> > >> >>10. Jangan lupa pakai "protection". >> >>Print dan simpan, siapa tau bermanfaat nanti... >> atau sekarang. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>-- >> >>http://ketawa.com/ >> >>Yahoo! Groups Links >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >NOTICE - This message contains information intended >> for the use of the addressee(s) >> >named above. It may also be confidential and/or >> privileged. If you are not the intended >> >recipient of this message, you are hereby notified >> that you must not disseminate, copy or >> >take any action in reliance on it. If you have >> received this message in error please notify >> >[EMAIL PROTECTED] >> > >> >DISCLAMER >> >PT. Corelab Indonesia does not represent that this >> communication, including any files attached, >> >is free from computer viruses or other faults or >> defects. PT. Corelab Indonesia will not be liable to >> >any person for any loss or damage, including >> direct, consequential or economic loss or damage >> >however caused, and whether by negligence or >> otherwise may result directly or indirectly from >> >the receipt or use of this communication or may >> files attached to this communication. >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> >-- >> >http://ketawa.com/ >> >Yahoo! Groups Links >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> >> aT> __________________________________________________ aT> Do You Yahoo!? aT> Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around aT> http://mail.yahoo.com aT> -- aT> http://ketawa.com/ aT> Yahoo! Groups Links ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> $9.95 domain names from Yahoo!. Register anything. http://us.click.yahoo.com/J8kdrA/y20IAA/yQLSAA/vbOolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> -- http://ketawa.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/e-ketawa/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
