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haa....haaa...haaa....yang nulis ndak bisa bahasa
indonesia
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2005 9:30
AM
Subject: Re: e-ketawa :-) humor makan
siang "Virus free by ITP Scan Mail"
ha....ha......ha...... lucu banget nih
humor..........(ssstttt supaya gue kelihatan pinter)
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2005
09:11 AM
Subject: e-ketawa :-) humor makan siang
"Virus free by ITP Scan Mail"
humor khusus buat yg pinter2...
why quantas has never had an
accident???
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a
form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the
aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the
form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next
flight.
Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Quantas' pilots and
the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.
By the way, Quantas
is the only major airline that has never had an accident.
(P = The
problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by
mechanics.)
P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S:
Almost replaced left inside main tire.
P: Test flight OK, except
auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P:
Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead
bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in
altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot
reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing
gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME
volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle
levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S:
IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in
windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S:
Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles
funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be
serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with
lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from
under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a
hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget
Joke 2 Upon dying, Bill Gates went to
purgatory. St. Peter said to his, "Now Bill, you have done some good things,
and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where
you want to go". So, Bill takes a look at hell and see's these beautiful
women running around, in 80 degree temperature, on beautiful beaches. Then
he took a look at heaven and it was nice, you know harps and singing and
worship and stuff like that. So he said to St. Peter that he would like to
go to hell. About a week later, St. Peter went down to hell to check on
Bill. There he saw him, being whipped by demons. He said to St. Peter, "What
happened to all the beautifull women, and the beaches and the 80 degree
temperature?" Peter replied, "That was just the screen
saver."
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VALENTINE'S DAY
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
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