As I said to other inmates of the looney bin before being released today, the rapture will be (if it should happen) cause for celebration. All of those believers will get their ultimate S&M fantasy, being permitted to kneel abjectly before God's throne singing praises forever. The prisoners of Hell will be released to celebrate upon Earth. Since all of those who believe that nonsense in Revelations will have been ruptured up out of our way, the remainder of us, including former denizens of Hell can ignore all of that Biblical doomsaying and engage in nonstop orgies with the result that peace will come to Mother Earth at last...
God will laugh and pass the whole sordid affair (of the time since he drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden for being catspaws of Set the Serpent) as one huge joke, and admit that Set could not have been in Eden to corrupt God's play doll humans if God had not meant things to occur in PRECISELY the way events fell out. The whole train of events up to now has been a practice exercise to see if God's play dolls will ever get properly animated, to the point where they can hold their own in conversation with God to relieve God's incredible boredom... See YouTube for song "Troglodyte" - If they DO get raptured, it'll be time to DANCE! If they don't get raptured, somebody might be so offended as to physically attack me in person, then we'll see if I am a limb of Satan, or alternatively GOD's right hand handy man (perhaps both) LOLOL LOLOL LOLOL... Lonnie Courtney Clay On Friday, May 20, 2011 10:52:03 AM UTC-7, Serenity Smiles wrote: > > Shall we have a bet?? > > *From:* david benn > *Sent:* Friday, May 20, 2011 6:27 PM > *To:* gentle....@hotmail.co.uk > *Subject:* I'll see you on the far side. > > Saturday is last day on earth, claims evangelical Christian > Harold Camping, 89, wrongly predicted 'the rapture' date once before in > 1994 > God's chosen few ascend to heaven, sinners left behind to face earthquakes > Atheists hold parties to celebrate 'inevitable embarrassment' > Christian author calls Camping's prediction 'flat-out wrong' > > The world will end at 6pm tomorrow according to the followers of an > evangelical Christian minister, who claims he calculated the date and time > of 'The Rapture' by adding up numbers in the Bible. > > Harold Camping, 89, is the leader of Family Radio, an independent ministry > which spreads its word via a network on 66 radio stations and online > broadcasts. > > Camping has previously written a book called '1994?', in which he wrongly > predicted the end of the world in that year, and was later forced to > apologise for a mathematical error. > > > Read more: > http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1388972/Judgment-Day-Rapture-Parties-planned-evangelist-Harold-Camping-predicts-huge-earthquake.html#ixzz1Mul1VL1K > > -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Epistemology" group. To post to this group, send email to epistemology@googlegroups.com. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to epistemology+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/epistemology?hl=en.
