----[Please read http://ercoupers.com/disclaimer.htm before following any advice in this forum.]----Dallas Air Traffic Control ("ATC")
> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land
> eastbound on runway 9R."
> Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on
> infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"
> Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 27L."
> Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's
> runway 27L.- -Allah is Great !!"
> Pause: Static............
> Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC ! DALLAS ATC !!! "
> Dallas ATC: "Go ahead, Saudi Air 911?"
> Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN
OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!! WE ARE ON A
> COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
> Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell
> Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?
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