Somebody tell Georgie to turn off his capslock and type like an adult.
On Tue, Jan 28, 2003 at 09:53:29PM -0800, Bob Miller wrote:
> If you don't think this is funny, I apologize for wasting your time
> and bandwidth.
>
> ----- Forwarded message -----
>
> > IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED :
> > HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL
> >
> > FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
> > 202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
> > FAX: 202.456.2461
> >
> > DEAR SIR / MADAM,
> >
> > I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER
> > PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
> > GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY
> > SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
> > OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU
> > BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON
> > NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF
> > YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE
> > PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS
> > TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A
> > HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING
> > MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.
> >
> > I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE
> > PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN
> > ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY
> > TRAPPED IN THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ. MY PARTNERS
> > AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN COMPLETING A
> > TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN
> > ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN
> > THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS
> > COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES
> > CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY.
> >
> > IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES,
> > MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE
> > UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK
> > WITH THE GOOD OFFICES OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE
> > REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE
> > SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC
> > OF IRAN. THIS UNSUCCESSFUL VENTURE WAS SOON
> > FOLLOWED BY A FALLING OUT WITH HIS IRAQI
> > PARTNER, WHO SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL
> > REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE
> > OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED U.S.-BRITISH
> > SUBSIDIARY.
> >
> > MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF
> > KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST OF SIXTY-ONE BILLION U.S.
> > DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000). OUT OF THAT COST, THIRTY-SIX
> > BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY
> > HIS PARTNERS IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA
> > AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF MONARCHIES, AND
> > SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY
> > GERMAN AND JAPANESE PARTNERS. BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER
> > IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER REMAINED IN CONTROL OF
> > THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM RESERVES.
> >
> > MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE
> > IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL OF THE PRESIDENT OF
> > THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE
> > PETROLEUM ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION
> > FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM FROM POWER.
> > UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT
> > WILLING TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS
> > NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE
> > MAY COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION
> > DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 - $200,000,000,000),
> > BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN
> > LONG-TERM MANAGEMENT.
> >
> > WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991
> > PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO
> > ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ.
> > THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES
> > ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE.
> > OUR DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS
> > BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE SITTING
> > VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
> > OF AMERICA, RICHARD CHENEY, WHO IS
> > AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE
> > AND FORMER HEAD OF THE HALLIBURTON OIL
> > COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE
> > PROFESSIONAL DEDICATION TO THE
> > VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING
> > OF A CHEVRON OIL TANKER AFTER HER.
> >
> > I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM
> > EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT
> > (10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR
> > ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT VENTURE.
> > THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE
> > UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL FUNCTION
> > AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY. I PROPOSE
> > THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER BEFORE
> > THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF
> > APRIL.
> >
> > I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE
> > WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE AND
> > WORRIED. BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL
> > WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE DAY. A BOLD
> > STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED,
> > I ASSURE YOU. PLEASE DO BE INFORMED THAT
> > THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL.
> > IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE
> > IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR
> > INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER
> > DISCUSS THE MATTER.
> >
> > I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT.
> > MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES WILL BE
> > FOREVER GRATEFUL. PLEASE REPLY
> > IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO
> > THE CONTACT NUMBERS BELOW.
> >
> > SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS,
> >
> > GEORGE WALKER BUSH
> >
> > Switchboard: 202.456.1414
> > Comments: 202.456.1111
> > Fax: 202.456.2461
> > Email: <mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]>[EMAIL PROTECTED]
>
> ----- End forwarded message -----
>
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