TVK gave me some insights... On Feb 7, 2008 8:36 AM, Scot Parsons <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> He knows what donkey balls taste like? > > -----Original Message----- > From: Andy Shook [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:27 AM > To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues > Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all > > Don says those taste like donkey balls... > > Andy > > -----Original Message----- > From: Maglinger, Paul [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Thursday, February 07, 2008 11:24 AM > To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues > Subject: RE: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all > > http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/oldfaslicorh.html > > Granted... it's an aquired taste. > > -----Original Message----- > From: Micheal Espinola Jr [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 9:52 AM > To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues > Subject: Re: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all > > I dunno what your talking about, but "horehound" made me interested. > > On Feb 6, 2008 10:09 AM, Maglinger, Paul <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > > Not just red-eye gravy, but what about milk gravy? MMmmmm Mmmm! > > And only a TRUE southerner would know about pokeweed, horehound candy, > > sorghum, and breeches... > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > > From: Tom Strader [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2008 7:20 AM > > To: MS-Exchange Admin Issues > > Subject: OT: YEE HAW: I'm Southern Y'all > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Southernisms: > > > > > > > > > > 1.) Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit > and a > > conniption, and that you don't "HAVE" them, -- you "PITCH" them. > > > > > > 2.) Only a true Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip > > greens, peas, beans, etc. make up "a mess." > > > > > > 3.) Only a true Southerner can show or point out to you the general > > direction of "yonder." > > > > > > 4.) Only a true Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is - as > in: > > "Going to town, be back directly." > > > > > > 5.) All true Southerners, even babies, know that "Gimme some sugar" is > not a > > request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty > little > > bowl on the middle of the table. > > > > > > 6.) All true Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might > not > > use the term, but they know the concept well. > > > > > > 7.) Only a true Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture > of > > solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried > chicken and > > a big bowl of cold potato salad. (If the neighbor's trouble is a real > > crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!) > > > > > > 8.) Only true Southerners grow up knowing the difference between > "right > > near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the > road" can > > be 1 mile or 20. > > > > > > 9.) Only a true Southerner both knows and understands the difference > between > > a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash. > > > > > > 10.) No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the > flashing > > turn signal is actually going to make a turn. > > > > > > 11.) A true Southerner knows that "fixin'" can be used as a noun, a > verb, or > > an adverb. > > > > > > 12.) Only a true Southerner knows that the term "booger" can be a > resident > > of the nose, a descriptive, as in "that ol' booger," a first name or > > something that jumps out at you in the dark and scares you senseless. > > > > > > 13.) Only true Southerners make friends while standing in lines. We > don't do > > "queues", we do "lines," and when we're "in line," we talk to > everybody! > > > > 14.) Put 100 true Southerners in a room and half of them will discover > > they're related, even if only by marriage. > > > > > > 15.) True Southerners never refer to one person as "y'all." > > > > > > 16.) True Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them. > > > > > > 17.) Every true Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and > > coffee are perfectly wonderful; that redeye gravy is also a breakfast > food; > > and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food. > > > > > > 18.) When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin' .. ," > you > > know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner! > > > > > > 19.) Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea > > indicates the need for sugar and lots of it - we do not like our tea > > unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk. > > > > > > 20.) And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at > little old > > ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. 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