PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered. Although interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
The results: If the Woman Drinks these drinks in a pub ... (not at home)* Beer:* Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.* Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella:* Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass. Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.* Mixed drinks-no umbrellas e.g.; Gin and tonic / Scotch and soda:* Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.* Water:* Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship. Approach: Don't.* Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask):* Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.* Bacardi Breezer, Red Square , Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, Mudshake etc.* Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no clue. Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.* Spirits such as Wild Turkey, Southern Comfort:* Personality: Watch out, they are unique! A real mixture of personalities. Love to be laid! Approach: Talk dirty to them whilst challenging them intellectually – you're in!* Cape Velvet* Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart. Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.* Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)* Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk. Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait......* Spirits such as JACK, BEAM:* Personality: Enjoys male company more than females, loves to party hard Approach: Keep buying them drinks, they'll think you're a nice bloke and they are probably trying to work out how to get you to bed! IF MEN DRINK in a PUB.. (As always, very simple and clear cut.)* Cider:* He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.* Cheap Domestic Beer:* He's poor / student and wants to get laid.* Real Ale Beer:* He likes good beer and wants to get laid.* Imported Beer:* He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.* Guinness:* The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.* Water:* He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so that he can still get laid* Wine* He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image and help him get laid.* Vodka or Brandy:* Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.* Port:* Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.* Whisky/Jack Daniels:* He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will get in his way of getting laid.* Jim Beam:* Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting laid.* Rum or Tequila:* Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.* Bacardi Breezer, Red Square , Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc:* He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back or pick up any dropped change...!!! ------------------------------ --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
