Doc Good one so need to sty away from Breezer drinkers !!!!
On Tue, Oct 14, 2008 at 8:15 PM, Shailender Monga < [EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > PEOPLE & THEIR DRINKS > > A recent magazine survey, interviewed fifty bartenders and they were asked > if they could identify a customer's personality on what drinks they ordered. > Although > interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. > > The results: > > If the Woman Drinks these drinks in a pub ... (not at home)* > > Beer:* > Personality: Casual, low maintenance; down to earth. > Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.* > > Cocktails or Blender drinks with umbrella:* > Personality: Flaky, annoying, dizzy, and a pain in the ass. > Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.* > > Mixed drinks-no umbrellas e.g.; Gin and tonic / Scotch and soda:* > Personality: Mature, has picky taste; knows what she wants > Approach: If she wants you, she'll send YOU a drink.* > > Water:* > Personality: Pretentious and is looking for a serious relationship. > Approach: Don't.* > > Wine - (bottled, not 4 litre cask):* > Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. > Approach: Try and weave Paris and clothing into the conversation.* > > Bacardi Breezer, Red Square , Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, Mudshake etc.* > Personality: Easy; thinks she is trendy and sophisticated actually has no > clue. > Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... and you're in.* > > Spirits such as Wild Turkey, Southern Comfort:* > Personality: Watch out, they are unique! A real mixture of > personalities. Love to be laid! > Approach: Talk dirty to them whilst challenging them intellectually – > you're in!* > > Cape Velvet* > Personality: Annoying voice, bit of a tart. > Approach: Stand close and mention the alley next to the pub.* > > Shots and Slammers (Tequila, Vodka, Aftershock etc.)* > Personality: Hangs around with male work pals or looking to get drunk. > Approach: Easiest hit in the pub, Nothing to do but wait......* > > Spirits such as JACK, BEAM:* > Personality: Enjoys male company more than females, loves to party hard > Approach: Keep buying them drinks, they'll think you're a nice bloke > and they are probably trying to work out how to get you to bed! > > > > IF MEN DRINK in a PUB.. (As always, very simple and clear cut.)* > > Cider:* > He's probably under-aged and wants to get laid.* > > Cheap Domestic Beer:* > He's poor / student and wants to get laid.* > > Real Ale Beer:* > He likes good beer and wants to get laid.* > > Imported Beer:* > He's old; he likes good beer and wants to get laid.* > > Guinness:* > The man is a rapist and will get laid one way or another.* > > Water:* > He just threw up and is trying to wash the taste out of his mouth so > that he can still get laid* > > Wine* > He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image > and help him get laid.* > > Vodka or Brandy:* > Extremely horny hound, would shag a warm scarf. Desperate to get laid.* > > Port:* > Thinks he's sophisticated, secretly likes men and wants to get laid.* > > Whisky/Jack Daniels:* > He doesn't give two $hits about anything and will hit anyone who will > get in his way of getting laid.* > > Jim Beam:* > Not as masculine as the whisky drinker, knows all about feminine > activities (knitting, crochet etc.) to weasel himself into getting > laid.* > > Rum or Tequila:* > Likes fighting almost as much as getting laid.* > > Bacardi Breezer, Red Square , Archers Cooler, Smirnoff Ice, etc:* > He's gay (blatantly) - don't turn your back or pick up any dropped > change...!!! > ------------------------------ > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
