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[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. [6] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. [7] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. [8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. [9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. [10] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. [11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. [12] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. [13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. Prettiest one ........ !!! [14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. [15] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. [16] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. [17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. [18] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! [19] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. [20] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor have it. --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
