Good one... from where do u find all that.
On Sun, Oct 19, 2008 at 3:07 PM, MANMEET SINGH KOHLI <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>wrote: > > ONE LINERS > > > [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while > driving. > > [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. > > [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the > other is the husband! > > [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they > wanted cash. > > [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased > new school uniforms. > > [6] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot > live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. > > [7] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. > > [8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. > > [9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get > tired. > > [10] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take > it anyway. > > [11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with > me. > > [12] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. > > [13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. Prettiest one ........ !!! > > [14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with > the same person. > > [15] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing > them. > > [16] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still > ends up with the same boss. > > [17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it > for you. > > [18] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom > gets > to speak! > > [19] It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like > asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. > [20] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. > There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor have it. > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "EX,GHPS,1988,V.V" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected] To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/exghps1988v_v?hl=en -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
