Where can I find the seat-HOWTO.html can't find it anywhere and need to go
somewhere.
Jeanette
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From: Axalon <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
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Sent: Tuesday, July 06, 1999 4:41 PM
Subject: [expert] [OT] but , just had to share it
> If OS's Ran the Airlines
>
> UNIX Airways
> Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when the come to the
> airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece
> by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to
> be building.
>
>
> Air DOS
> Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on
> and let the plane coast untill it hits the ground again. They the push
> again, jump on again, and so on...
>
>
> Mac Airlines
> All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents
> look and act exactly the same. Every time you ask questions about details,
> you are gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to
> know, and everything will be done for you without your ever haveing to
> know, so just shut up.
>
>
> Windows Air
> The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy
> baggage check and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes
> in the air, the plane explodes with no waring whatsoever.
>
>
>
> WindowsNT Air Just like Windows Air, but costs
> more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the other aircraft within
> a 40-mile radius when it explodes.
>
>
> Linux Air
> Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start
> their own airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the
> runways themselve. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of printing
> the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket yourself. When
> you board the plane, you are given a seat, four bolts, a wrench and a copy
> of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully adjustable seat is very
> comfortable, the plan leaves and arrives on time without a single problem,
> the in-flight meal is wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other
> airlines about the great trip, but all they can say is "You had to do what
> with the seat?"
>
>
