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I'm certainly not laughing and I
agree, it's the best idea to ever come out of the TMO or it's affiliates. It
would for sure work in the Orient, if not across the US. But it would probaby
work here too. I wish I had thought of it.
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Sent: Thursday, May 05, 2005 7:24
AM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re:
RE:BURGER
You laugh but this really is a workable idea. Esp. at a mall
where people love to try new things. Spent a couple of days with Muktanandas
descendent and one of the Mahamadaleshwars. They treated us like kings when we
ate and we would get these plates that were like a mandala: they have all the
food on the circular plate arranged in a circle. Across from any food, you had
its opposite, that way if you ate something too spicy, across from it was
something cooling. That way you could eat the whole mandala and get all the
six tastes.
So at Uncle Mahesh's House of Health, instead of "value
meals", you would have mandalas. Pitta Mandala, Vata mandala, etc. When you
would arrive you could either fill out a quick doshic questionaire which would
be in the form of a video game--or there would be a person to take your pulse.
All the meals would be served on mandala plates which you could get doshically
or custom made. The emphasis would be on smaller, healthy meals and getting
all the six tastes, so you exhaust desire. It would be the ultimate Indian
restaurant and all the auxiliary services would be immediately
adjacent.
On May 5, 2005, at 6:01 AM, Llundrub wrote:
Guru
Devaburgers?
The
Holy Traditional Burger?
BurgerDevas?
Devaburgers?
Maharishi
In and Out
Trotikaburger?
Ramburger?
Kurukshetra
Burger Mandir.
Maharishi
Veda Burger Trust
lets
get serious for a sec, how about
Maharishi
Rajaburgers (tm)?
There's
still plenty to look forward to. Why watch Twin Peak reruns any
longer. I find it totally fascinating. I'm addicted to the melodrama
personally and look forward to the ever new zaniness. It's performance art
at its finest. It's a virtual atomic bomb being played backwards. Maharishi
is like so gravity defying. He's flying. I could never trip like that,
y'all. He's so high. I want soma that. C'mon Man, don't
lose faith. I might sound like the world's biggest skeptic but people have
made it down Niagara in a barrell. A monkey was on the moon. Shit can
happen. Jesus rose again (they say). If I saw Maharishi on the
road I would give him a brake. C'mon Man, that leap of faith is what people
need to fly. And then they'll recoup all their losses in not needed to
pay for gasoline ever again. It all pays for itself in the long run.
The
Llundrub Hour, brought to you by the makers of Trotikaburger, because even
though Shankara was vegan Trotika lived a life of service. 100% ground all
soy textured meatarama. Now aren't you hungry?
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