--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "John" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> To All:
> 
> The Shrimad Bhagavatam states that natural disasters are due 
> to a demon being born in the area. In modern parlance, it 
> would mean that the residents in the area may be doing something 
> wrong in term of karma that is causing the disaster to occur.  
> So, what have the residents of New Orleans done to deserve 
> another hurricane to come along?

To counter this superstitious, ignorant, arrogant
and elitist "Vedic" twaddle, might I present another 
point of view on the subject, addressed to God directly,
thanking Him for his sense of humor but asking Him to
let the Big Easy off easy this time:


Published on Sunday, August 31, 2008 by CommonDreams.org
An Open Letter to God, From Michael Moore

by Michael Moore

Sunday, August 31st, 2008

Dear God,

The other night, the Rev. James Dobson's ministry asked all 
believers to pray for a storm on Thursday night so that the 
Obama acceptance speech outdoors in Denver would have to be 
cancelled.

I see that You have answered Rev. Dobson's prayers -- except 
the storm You have sent to earth is not over Denver, but on 
its way to New Orleans! In fact, You have scheduled it to hit 
Louisiana at exactly the moment that George W. Bush is to 
deliver his speech at the Republican National Convention.

Now, heavenly Father, we all know You have a great sense of 
humor and impeccable timing. To send a hurricane on the third 
anniversary of the Katrina disaster AND right at the beginning 
of the Republican Convention was, at first blush, a stroke of 
divine irony. I don't blame You, I know You're angry that the 
Republicans tried to blame YOU for Katrina by calling it an 
"Act of God" -- when the truth was that the hurricane itself 
caused few casualties in New Orleans. Over a thousand people 
died because of the mistakes and neglect caused by humans, not 
You.

Some of us tried to help after Katrina hit, while Bush ate cake 
with McCain and twiddled his thumbs. I closed my office in New 
York and sent my entire staff down to New Orleans to help. I 
asked people on my website to contribute to the relief effort 
I organized -- and I ended up sending over two million dollars 
in donations, food, water, and supplies (collected from thousands 
of fans) to New Orleans while Bush's FEMA ice trucks were still 
driving around Maine three weeks later.

But this past Thursday night, the Washington Post reported that 
the Republicans had begun making plans to possibly postpone the 
convention. The AP had reported that there were no shelters set 
up in New Orleans for this storm, and that the levee repairs 
have not been adequate. In other words, as the great Ronald 
Reagan would say, "There you go again!"

So the last thing John McCain and the Republicans needed was to 
have a split-screen on TVs across America: one side with Bush 
and McCain partying in St. Paul, and on the other side of the 
screen, live footage of their Republican administration screwing 
up once again while New Orleans drowns.

So, yes, You have scared the Jesus, Mary and Joseph out of them, 
and more than a few million of your followers tip their hats to 
You.

But now it appears that You haven't been having just a little 
fun with Bush & Co. It appears that Hurricane Gustav is truly 
heading to New Orleans and the Gulf coast. We hear You, O Lord, 
loud and clear, just as we did when Rev. Falwell said You made 
9/11 happen because of all those gays and abortions. We beseech 
You, O Merciful One, not to punish us again as Pat Robertson 
said You did by giving us Katrina because of America's 
"wholesale slaughter of unborn children." His sentiments 
were echoed by other Republicans in 2005.

So this is my plea to you: Don't do this to Louisiana again. The 
Republicans got your message. They are scrambling and doing the 
best they can to get planes, trains and buses to New Orleans so 
that everyone can get out. They haven't sent the entire Louisiana 
National Guard to Iraq this time -- they are already patrolling 
the city streets. And, in a nod to I don't know what, Bush's head 
of FEMA has named a man to help manage the federal government's 
response. His name is W. Michael Moore. I kid you not, heavenly 
Father. They have sent a man with both my name AND W's to help 
save the Gulf Coast.

So please God, let the storm die out at sea. It's done enough 
damage already. If you do this one favor for me, I promise not to 
invoke your name again. I'll leave that to the followers of Rev. 
Dobson and to those gathering this week in St. Paul.

Your faithful servant and former seminarian,

Michael Moore
[EMAIL PROTECTED]
MichaelMoore.com

P.S. To all of God's fellow children who are reading this, the 
city New Orleans has not yet recovered from Katrina. Please click 
here for a list of things you can do to help our brothers and 
sisters on the Gulf Coast. And, if you do live along the Gulf 
Coast, please take all necessary safety precautions immediately. 


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