--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "raunchydog" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > O.K. All you smarty pants. I'm ready for a "Poem Off." Any topic, I > don't care...say how about an "Ode to Obama's underpants?" Imagine the > metaphors, the sights, the sounds and oh yes, the smell...don't forget > the smell. Alright ye bards of FF Life. Ready, set, GO! I'm waiting > (tapping foot)...
There was a person who was lost in some city and waived a taxi driver to ask, "How do you get to Carnegie Hall?". The driver retorted, "Practice man, practice". > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "geezerfreak" <geezerfreak@> > wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "raunchydog" <raunchydog@> wrote: > > > > > > Obama's Thought Police > > > > > > They are everywhere, > > > Common as squirrels, > > > Obamazoids on steroids > > > Marching lock step > > > A bug in your rug > > > A fart in your tub > > > A stink in your sink, > > > A spin down your drain > > > They pick through your garbage > > > Inured to your pain > > > > > > A whisper campaign > > > Threatens the One > > > Is he a Muslim? > > > Is he a threat? > > > Who are his friends? > > > The Chicago connection > > > Where are his friends? > > > Wright under the bus > > > Lest we forget > > > > > > They report to the top > > > To dear leader their fealty > > > No matter the sewage > > > And shit they dig up > > > It floats to the top > > > No habeas corpus or writ > > > No FISA protection > > > Neither phone in your ear > > > Nor data collection > > > Just flip baldy's wig > > > To see what he did > > > > > > Turn every stone > > > Leave none alone > > > Check tiny lies > > > Ignore all the facts > > > Blackwater connected > > > Sedition suspected > > > > > > Just in case > > > Got to be sure > > > They pause to demur, > > > "If that's what it takes to > > > Get the job done > > > No matter the cost > > > We must protect The One > > > So don't give a fig > > > For arcane bill of rights > > > Just bamboozle the saps and the serfs > > > And never look back to the light." > > > > > > "Arrest them! > > > Put them in brigs > > > High-wired fence > > > Leg irons too > > > Let them wait > > > Quietly wasting > > > Soon we'll forget > > > And no one will care." > > > > > > They squash all the giggles and gaffes > > > With neck snapping speed and say, > > > "No it didn't really happen that way." > > > Or simply, "No he didn't!" > > > > > > "What Obama Really Meant" > > > Placates all but the crazies > > > Whose reprogramming > > > They surgically finish > > > In a New York minute > > > With skin crawling rapidity > > > > > > "Quick! Red phone alert > > > Call to dear leader! > > > In here! In here! > > > Look in the closet > > > Behind the door > > > There she is! > > > A Hillary holdout! > > > Ready the Kool-Aid > > > Now open wide > > > Racist-cunt-bitch!" > > > > > > Her mirror of pure courage > > > Reflected my face > > > Together we placed > > > 18 million cracks > > > And toiled to foil > > > Their devious plans > > > For the race > > > Still unabated they assailed > > > And insulted > > > They tore her to shreds > > > Beaten and blackened > > > Bloody to bone > > > Her dignity held > > > Onward with hope > > > She reached for the stars > > > She played her best ace > > > And all they could say was, > > > "She didn't know her place > > > After all, she is just a woman > > > A woman expendable > > > Not defendable > > > She. Is. Just. A. Woman." > > > > > > "Leave me alone!" > > > I said with fierce inner scream, > > > "They are coming to take my freedom away Ha, Ha! > > > And you're next > > > Ha, Ha!" > > > > > > http://tinyurl.com/2oapcg > > > > > > This poem is in response to this > > > Video: "Missouri "Truth Squads" To Protect Obama Campaign" > > > http://tinyurl.com/4msamj > > > > > > Article: "Gov. Blunt's Statement on Obama Campaign's Abusive Use of > > > Missouri Law > > > Enforcement" http://tinyurl.com/4aqvao > > > > > > Article: "Missouri Sheriffs & Top Prosecutors Form Obama "Truth > > > Squads" & Threaten Libel Charges Against Obama Critics" > > > http://tinyurl.com/54k5dq > > > > > > Love you too, > > > Raunchydog > > > > > Don't quit your day job Raunch. > > >
