--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > Actually one of them I know through a friend who has always voted > Republican, is a decorated officer in the military, and the son of a top > general. He was for the Afghanisthan intervention but has been horified > by the absurdity and sheer barbarism of the Iraq war. He is a fine > upstanding officer in the military, but refused to support the Iraq > debacle by going back there, and has now gone AWOL to Canada because of > his moral standards, not his liberalism. It is a sad country that forces > some of its finest to rebel against the immoral actions of the civilian > Whitehouse. > > He is a real man, that has served his country in war, and now is morally > strong enough to stand up against the tyranny at great risk to his > future. He is not a coward chickenhawk like Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Bush. > > Let's see you deal with him Shemp. He won't back down. > > OffWorld
I'm having a hard enough time dealing with YOUR psychosis, off-kilter. Weren't you the one calling for my expulsion from this forum because I mistakenly ascribed something Bob Brigante said to you? And you flew off the handle like someone had murdered your first born? It reminded me of the time you wanted to sue new.morning because you had - incorrectly - thought he had insulted your ex-wife...despite the fact that up until that point you were an anonymous poster (and therefore if new.morning had actually insulted you he would have been insulting a fiction). Are you feeling better this week? Or is your hatred for all things Bush still eating away at you like a flee on a pile of dog shit? > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > <mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> , "shempmcgurk" <shempmcgurk@> > wrote: > > > > I actually got to about the 3rd or 4th paragraph before realizing > > that it was a satire. > > > > Why? > > > > Because growing up in Canada in the '60s you met not a handful but > > dozens of Americans who came to Canada to dodge the draft. They were > > everywhere and even after Carter's amnesty in the '70s, many stayed. > > > > So the liberals coming to Canada thing is NOT far-fetched. > > > > But I suspect it is harder for Americans to emigrate to Canada than > > it is for Canadians to emigrate to the US. This, I suspect, is > > probably because of Canada's medicare system, which is free for > > everyone. Uninsured, catastrophically ill Americans seeking free > > medical treatment is to Canadians what the 180 Mariel Boat Lift out > > of Cuba was to Americans: you guys were afraid that Castro emptied > > his prisons of undesirables who got to come in with everyone else. > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > <mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> , "Rick Archer" <rick@> wrote: > > > > > > A flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada > > has > > > intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols > > to stop > > > the illegal immigration. > > > > > > The possibility of a McCain/Palin election is prompting the exodus > > among > > > left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, > > pray, and > > > agree with Bill O'Reilly. > > > > > > Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of > > sociology > > > professors, animal rights activists and Unitarians crossing their > > fields at > > > night. > > > > > > 'I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a > > Hollywood > > > producer huddled in the barn,' said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, > > whose > > > acreage borders North Dakota . > > > > > > 'The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I > > could spare > > > a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have > > any, he > > > left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?' > > > In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher > > fences, > > > but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that > > blare > > > Rush Limbaugh across the fields. 'Not real effective,' he > > said. 'The > > > liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they > > wouldn't > > > give milk.' > > > > > > Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet > > liberals near > > > the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive > > them across > > > the border and leave them to fend for themselves. > > > > > > 'A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions,' an > > Ontario > > > border patrolman said. 'I found one carload without a drop of > > drinking > > > water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though.' > > > > > > When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, > > often wailing > > > loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have > > been > > > circulating about the McCain administration establishing re- > > education camps > > > in which liberals will be forced to shoot wolves from airplanes, > > deny > > > evolution, and act out drills preparing them for the Rapture. > > > > > > In recent days, liberals have turned to sometimes ingenious ways of > > crossing > > > the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus > > trips to > > > buy cheap Canadian prescription d rugs. After catching a half- > > dozen young > > > vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities > > began > > > stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizen passengers > > on Perry > > > Como and Rosemary Clooney hits to prove they were alive in the '50s. > > > > > > 'If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk > > Show, we > > > get suspicious about their age,' an official said. > > > > > > Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are > > creating > > > an organic broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan > > Sarandon movies. > > > > > > 'I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just > > can't > > > support them,' an Ottawa resident said. 'How many art history and > > English > > > majors does one country need?' > > > > > >
