Curtis, you are sounding very un-Obama-ish and very Bush-like with all this talk about guns and coming out ablazing if you find your life is in danger.
May I suggest that instead of violence that you consider whipping out your mouthharp and performing a sweet little ditty for the crack-head who is hellbent upon cracking open YOUR head? Sure, you may spill a pint or two of the red stuff instead of your interlocker's...but you'll rest comfortably in your hospital bed knowing that you didn't lift a finger in violence against your fellow man. What would the Dalai Lama and Barky Hussein think of your willingness to do harm to your fellow incarnations of God? --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > <I just keep a shotgun with shells loaded with split peas.> > > That's interesting. Did you load the shells yourself? I've got a > type of shell (Glaser safety slugs) for my Walther that wont go > through my apartment walls. But they are designed to be very, very > bad for the person they hit. > > The only way I could imagine using it is if I hear someone in my > apartment on the other side of my locked bedroom door. (the most > important home safety tip I know after replacing the screws on the > door plate with 2" ones so that they get into the stud behind the > door frame). I figure if someone is in my home knowing I am there, > all bets are off and I gotta come out blazing if they kick through my > bedroom door. > > The chances of someone busting a move on my way to or from my car is > much higher I bet, so that is where I try to focus my attention. > Right now I have a kubaton key chain so I am always holding it. I > might replace it with an extendable metal baton. That is a realistic > thing to always have with me. I doubt I can carry one of the much > larger stun batons around all the time. OF course when my hands are > all full of musical geer I am looking pretty "Vic!" (The term muggers > in DC use for an easy mark.) > > Meanwhile I drive around the Beltway in Washington which is the real > menace for my life! I would rather get shot by a gun than get in a > car wreck. > > My buddy whose nephew did some time in the joint recently said that > the street phrase for getting shot is "gett'n your zipper" from the > way the scar looks. And one popular thug word for gun is "hammer." > Prisons are full of guys who are in jail for what they call a "flav > and hammer charge", selling crack and carrying a weapon. Just a few > useful terms to use when writing your next crime novel! > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Vaj <vajradhatu@> wrote: > > > > > > On Nov 2, 2008, at 2:08 PM, curtisdeltablues wrote: > > > > > My GF just got a wicked stun baton because she was bitten by a dog > > > while roller blading. That might be a useful thing to have since I > > > doubt my ability to pull the trigger of a gun on another person. Even > > > trained cops and solders have trouble with this. So a telescoping > > > stun baton might be a more realistic self defense weapon to carry. > > > > > > Heyum Dukam Anagitam...ZZAAAAAAAAPPP! > > > > > > Yeah, I'd like to see more non-lethal weapons replace handguns. I want > > a Star Trek style Phaser I can set on stun or whatever is necessary. > > Right now I just keep a shotgun with shells loaded with split peas. > > Works for me...and no one will ever deliberately get killed by my hand! > > >
