--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, ruthsimplicity <no_re...@...> wrote:
>
> There is so much back and forth insulting on this forum ("Jane, you ignorant 
> slut") that I thought this might be useful so you don't have to go through 
> the effort.  
> 
> A complaint letter generator:
> 
> http://www.pakin.org/complaint

GMail now has a "autopilot" feature that will answer your e-mail, per your own 
style -- and learns and improves over time. Perhaps all of us  can have gmail 
auotpilot answer the complaint generator and then rerespond via autopilot. 

Just think, totally souless, reactive responses based on canned pejoratives and 
rhetoric. 

Oh wait, we already have that. Never mind.

> 
> For example, Nabby could use this generated by the program:
> 
> 
> While no statement I'm about to make should be construed as suggesting or 
> recommending that any person commit an illegal act of any kind, you should 
> realize that ex-TMers's junta is a snake pit populated by disaffected clods, 
> wretched paranoiacs, and lawless prima donnas. 
> 
> 
> Or if someone wanted to rant about me:
> 
>  My real point here is that there is no place in this country where we are 
> safe from her satraps, no place where we are not targeted for hatred and 
> attack. Whether the downfall of our culture can be arrested by a violent 
> rejection of Ruth's contentious metanarratives, I am unable to decide; that 
> would require forces with whose existence I am unacquainted. Nevertheless, 
> you may want to consider that like a verbal magician, Ruth knows how to lie 
> without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of 
> garbage-speak. Some people I know say that corporatism is the leitmotif of 
> her warnings. Others argue that Ruth's words are part of a larger attack on 
> the very notion of meritocracy and quality. At this point the distinction is 
> largely academic given that if I wanted to brainwash and manipulate a large 
> segment of the population, I would convince them that Ruth's merely trying to 
> make this world a better place in which to live. In fact, that's exactly what 
> Ruth does as part of her quest to destroy that which is the envy of—and model 
> for—the entire civilized world. The moral of the story:  Ruth Simplicity 
> respects nothing and no one.
>


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