--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Duveyoung <no_re...@...> wrote:
>
> "Kirk" wrote:
> > ----My question is what would change if Maitreya appeared?
>
> The red phone rings, and President Obama is awakened.
>
> O: "Hello?"
>
> Army General: "Sir, we have an emergency. A person has appeared as if
> out of nowhere and is doing miracles right and left. This person is
> rapidly gaining a huge following. We've sent in our operatives to
> infiltrate, and every one of them has stopped reporting back to us
> except to say, 'Come here and worship the true Lord.'"
>
> O: "Our operatives are converting to a religion? They're violating
> their duty? They're turncoats? They're traitors?"
>
> AG: "Yes, but that's the least of the problems we're facing. Sir, this
> person is actually doing miracles as far as we can tell. He's moved
> several mountains, stopped a hurricane, made whole buildings suddenly
> appear filled with tables, chairs, and hot steaming platters of food
> that the masses are eating and the platters replenish themselves as if
> by magic. Several times he's been shot at by freaked out gun nuts, and
> the bullets turn into parrots fluttering about and singing hymns of
> every sort, there's a host of angels hovering above his head at all
> times, there's dozens of "folks thought dead" who are physically alive
> again and they're praying to him -- we're talking Elvis, Mother Thersa,
> Abraham Lincoln, George Carlin, and Joesph Smith, and, Sir....."
>
> O: "What?"
>
> AG: "He's got a fifteen inch dong too?"
>
> O: "Fifteen inches?"
>
> AG: "Fifteen inches -- we took a picture of him with one of those
> airport scanners that see through clothing."
>
> O: "Fifteen inches?"
>
> AG: "That's flaccid inches, Sir."
>
> O: "Okay, so there's a miracle that I'm prepared to believe. But, aren't
> the other reports merely a sorta of mass hallucinations?"
>
> AG: "No, Sir! We've got every sort of video and other corroborations.
> I'd go to personally inspect the situation on the ground, but I'm afraid
> I'd be just another one of those who abandon their post. This guy's a
> danger not just to America, but the entire world. He's wielding powers
> like, well, like God."
>
> O: "What kind of immediate threat is he?"
>
> AG: "Well, everyone's quitting their jobs, no one's watching anything on
> TV except the news reports coming out about this person, we've had two
> of our atomic bomb rockets in silos be put out of commission by the
> soldiers manning them, and the Pope is flying to see this person, so
> once he arrives there, that's one billion Catholics added to this
> person's following."
>
> O: "Fuck! What's this person's name, what's he saying?"
>
> AG: "He's saying his name is My-trey-ah, and that he comes to Earth
> about once every 300,000 years or so to make everything hunkydory
> again."
>
> O: "Fuck! There goes the economy again, just after I'd spent trillions
> to fix it."
>
> AG: "Sir, with all due respect, the economy is not the issue. It seems
> Mytreyah can do anything, and considering that he's already turned
> bullets into pious parrots, it seems he can simply snap his fingers and
> our entire defense structure could be flapping around any second now."
>
> O: "Fuck! What do you suggest?"
>
> AG: "Sir, we simply don't know the limits of this person's power. We
> have a B-52 with a dozen nukes aboard -- waiting for your go signal."
>
> O: "Where's Mytreyah at?"
>
> AG: "He's in downtown Glasgow, Scotland right now."
>
> O: "Well, drop the fucking bombs. Who needs Scotland in the face of
> this crisis?"
>
> AG: "Hang on to your hat, I just gave your orders to the pilot."
>
> {ten seconds pass}
>
> AG: "Sir, the pilot radioed back. He's inviting me to come see the
> Lord."
>
> O: "The bombs never got dropped?"
>
> AG: "Not as far as we can tell."
>
> O: "Send an intercontinental ballistic missile then."
>
> AG: "One moment....."
>
> AG: "Sir, every time someone goes to implement, they become a true
> believer in this Mytreyah, and they refuse to follow orders. I'm afraid
> to sic anyone else on this Mytreyah for fear of losing more personnel."
>
> O: "What else can we do?"
>
> AG: "Sir, I'm afraid that this is looking like the Second Coming. I'm
> looking to you for leadership here."
>
> O: "I'm still trying to recover from the shock of his flaccid fifteen
> incher."
>
> AG: "CNN just now is running a video of him hovering about 20 feet in
> the air as he talks to the crowds. The Scots are goners. Must be a
> million in the crowd already."
>
> O: "Has he mentioned my name yet?"
>
> AG: "No."
>
> O: "Any other world leaders being mentioned?"
>
> AG: "No."
>
> O: "What's he telling the crowds to do?"
>
> AG: "Enjoy themselves."
>
> O: "That's it?"
>
> AG: "Yes."
>
> O: "What about paying the bills, the war on terrorism, having a new
> car?"
>
> AG: "No one seems to care about those issues. The crowd is not shouting
> out questions. They all seem to think nothing matters but that this
> Mytreyah has appeared and is taking care of all problems."
>
> O: "What does that stack up to look like?"
>
> AG: "Not sure, Sir. If this guy is what he says he is, seems to me that
> no one is going to be interested in the "normal life" activities -- the
> world will not be as we've known it. All bets are off as to what comes
> next."
>
> O: "I can't imagine."
>
> AG: "Me neither."
>
> O: "Say, any reports saying that Mytreyah is doing anyone 'personal
> favors?'"
>
> AG: "Yes. Cripples are walking, the limbless are suddenly whole again,
> the blind are seeing, there's 90 year olds doing handsprings out of
> their wheelchairs. All the convolescent homes have their lawns filled
> with cavorting elders who have lost all their wrinkles, gotten their
> hair color back, etc."
>
> O: "No mention of anyone geting a larger dick?"
>
> AG: "Well, one report says that someone named Nab is swinging a big
> hunk of flesh now."
>
> O: "I want a full dossier on this Nab."
>
> AG: "He on the Internet message boards as the one who predicted the
> coming of Mytreyah."
>
> O: "Fuck, wonder what I'd have to do to, to, you know."
>
> AG: "Well, if you go to Mytreyah, you'll probably be converted, and then
> who knows what you'll get for that. I mean, the President of the United
> States bending a knee to him must be worth some sort of reward."
>
> O: "Even another inch would cool. Get Air Force One gassed up. Michele
> get the kids ready, we're going to Scotland."
HeHe Edg, this was a funny and creative little piece of writing :-)
On the serious side; from the information I have on Obama he certainly is
inspired directly by the ideas of Maitreya but he is not really acting on them.
He certainly was one of several that was supported by the Masters, and who is
open to Their messanges, during the past american presidential elections.
He is trying to amend the huge loss of credit the americans lost during the
Bush years, and he is doing well for you; his last appearance in latin America
certainly was very positive indeed. His invitation towards Cuba is long
overdue, though his demands towards the country is basically false and
imperialistic and therefore unrealistic.
In all his positive rethoric there is one word he does not use; sharing.
Without sharing no justice, without justice no peace.
I'm still waiting for Obama to come along and proove that he is more than just
a good speaker.
http://shareintl.org/magazine/old_issues/2009/2009-04.htm
