Funny, but I thought you were talking about Vedic Waterboarding. ----- Original Message ----- From: "TurquoiseB" <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> To: <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> Sent: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 1:46 AM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Ample Breasts
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, scienceofabundance <no_re...@...> > wrote: >> >> > Aren't "ample breasts" the "two fullnesses?" >> >> Hello Bhairatu. The historic mistake of the intellect >> has been that ample breasts were two fullnesses. >> >> Maharishi's Worldwide Movement has now corrected this >> error through the experiences of millions of enlightened >> men in this generation and several hundred scientific >> research studies completed by independent investigators >> in leading universities. >> >> Today, as Heaven on Earth has been achieved due to the >> rapidly increasing practice of Maharishi's programs >> throughout the world, enlightened men are experiencing >> the bliss of unity in ample breasts - ever-deepening >> waves of fullness at the level of the point value of >> life as they joyfully play with the ample breasts on >> the surface level of life. > > Absolutely. Have you ever seen a painting > of a statue of a Hindu goddess who didn't > have ample breasts? I rest my case. > > I have heard, in fact, that the TMO is about > to announce a new course, supposedly more > effective than the TM-siddhis. > > The new technique will be called "Yogic > Motorboating." Do not confuse this Vedic- > based technique with the more mundane desc- > ription of motorboating: "The act of pushing > one's face in between two ample breasts and > rocking one's head side to side very rapidly > while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating 'brrr' > sound." > > Not the same thing at all. Yogic Motorboating > is to regular motorboating as the butt-bouncing > of Yogic Flying is to...uh...is to... Sorry... > I can't really think of any parallel to Yogic > Flying in the mundane world...forget I even > brought it up. > > Anyway, the first Yogic Motorboating courses > will be offered soon at Maharishi Peace Palaces > throughout the world. While the target audience > for these courses is of course men -- who are, > after all, the only ones who matter in the > TM view of spirituality -- exceptions will be > made for lesbians and Hillary Clinton supporters, > as long as they agree to practice the technique > in a different Motorboating Dome than the men. > > Catch the buzz today. Motorboat your way to > true enlightenment. D-cups for D-stressing. > > > > > > ------------------------------------ > > To subscribe, send a message to: > fairfieldlife-subscr...@yahoogroups.com > > Or go to: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ > and click 'Join This Group!'Yahoo! Groups Links > > >
