Barry, That was a hoot! But all want to know is, does Barry weigh as much as a duck?
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_re...@...> wrote: > > The Question > > In recent weeks, there seems to have been an > upsurge on Fairfield Life of B.D.S. (Barry Derange- > ment Syndrome). We all know the symptoms: > obsession, one-pointed stalking, monotopicalism, > a tendency to call him names and blame him for > everything *wrong* with life, the universe, and > everything (with the possible exception of > global warming, but give the B.D.S. sufferers > time and I'm sure they'll get to that). > > It's a veritable phenomenon. And although some > have speculated as to the *cause* of B.D.S., > most of these speculations have been pretty > mundane and stuck in the <spit> relative. You > know...things like "He's a liar" or "He epitomizes > everything bad in the universe" or "He's just > an asshole." > > While there may, in fact, be some truth to these > theories, their mundanity leads one to believe > that there is a simple physical cause for B.D.S. > This essay shall take a different tack and sug- > gest a more metaphysical reason for B.D.S., and > why the very presence of Barry seems to drive > some people to act for extended periods of time > (up to 15 years in the most severe cases) like > they were possessed by Satan. > > We shall do this by posing the simple question > of WHY people react like this to Barry, and then > suggest an answer that may lead to deeper meta- > physical revelations about the true nature of > Barry Derangement Syndrome. > > The Answer > > No, not *that* answer -- "What if he's right?" > That's too easy, and tends to imply that B.D.S. > sufferers could be wuh...wuh...wuh...wuh...wrong. > Let's be more highly evolved and respectful of > B.D.S. sufferers than that. > > The Real Answer > > [Satan Inside] > <http://customsoundandmore.com/catalog/product_info.php/cPath/31/product\ > s_id/147> What if Barry is really SATAN? > > The Case For Barry Being Satan > > Think about it. What IS the most likely explanation > of so many people running around acting as if they > were possessed by Satan? > > Duh. That they're possessed by Satan. > > Take the classic descriptions of Satan in the Bible > and in literature. He's fallen, right? Who could > *be* more fallen than Barry? Satan is described as > "One who challenges the religious faith of humans." > What's not a match about that? > > Look at the book that Barry wrote, and its title, > Road Trip Mind <http://www.ramalila.net/RoadTripMind/index.html> . Look > at his frequent use of the > phrase, "I just want to walk the earth, like Caine > in Kung-Fu." In the Bible, when God asks him whence > he has come, Satan answers: "From wandering (mi'su) > the earth and walking on it." Another match. > > Look at the photo Barry posted of himself on the > FFL photo page at: http://tinyurl.com/qh2you > <http://tinyurl.com/qh2you> > Sure, he *says* that it was taken on top of the > cathedral of Notre Dame in Paris, and that those > guys with him are merely stone gargoyles. But > are they? Look at his beady eyes and the smile > that almost looks sincere. Is this Satan or what? > > Numerical And Anagramatic Evidence > That Barry Is Satan > > Finally -- as all metaphysical conspiracy theories > must eventually do -- we venture into the realms of > numerology and anagrams to prove our point. > > A numerology breakdown, using the method proposed by > the great British Theosophist Wack O. Newage-Sewage > in his treatise "108 Ways To Prove Anything With > Numbers" shows that the name 'Barry' breaks down to > the number 666, the number of the beast in Revelations. > Duh. > > And as for anagrams -- the reshifting of the letters > of a person's name and/or words associated with them > to find other words and phrases -- we need go no > further than the "handle" he writes under here on > Fairfield Life: "TurquoiseB." > > The first such anagram that leaps out at the > discerning mind is "soubriquet" - a word that > *means* a nickname or a fancy name, a pseudonym > assumed as a disguise. Another such anagram of > TurquoiseB is "quoti rebus" - the Latin phrase > for "often appearing as a rebus" (a riddle made > up of symbols). Thus Satan, in the form of Barry/ > TurquoiseB, gives us hints as to his true identity. > If you still have doubts, a third anagram you can > make from his handle TurquoiseB is "risque bout." > What could better describe the depraved, low-vibe > lifestyle that Barry leads, as Edg and others have > exposed for us here on FFL? > > Now let's examine anagrams made up from the > phrase "Barry Is Satan." We get "Brains Astray" > and "A Brain Strays." The truth of this is obvious, > yes? > > Finally, let's examine anagrams of the phrase > "Satan in Sitges." When we do, we find embedded > in that phrase: "Again Tests Sin," and "Nastiness > Gait," and "Teasing Saints." Obvious, right? > > And if that weren't enough, here's the clincher: > another anagram of "Satan In Sitges" is "Against > Steins." > > I rest my case. > > The Conclusion > > The truth of the ancient religious and metaphysical > saying "What you focus on you become" is not to be > denied. Focus on Satan and you become possessed by > Satan. Focus on him for 15 years and you become > really, really, *really* possessed by Satan. > > Do not tempt fate. The more you focus on Satan, the > more you become his minion. His evil consciousness > overtakes and overshadows your own, and in time you > find yourself acting more like Satan than Satan does. > > Don't fall for it. Focus your attention on someone > else, someone whom you respect and whose qualities > you admire. Focus on someone you actually *want* > to become. Like Nabby. > > > [Satan.com] >
