--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_re...@...> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, off_world_beings <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > <mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> , "BillyG." <wgm4u@> wrote: > > > > > > Sorry I have to ask, but has MMY ever addressed this issue > > > other than that one lecture in the early '70's? > > > > > > Or, is there another way to reach Cosmic Consciousness > > > without awakening kundalini? > > > > > > What is the tmorg's teaching on this subject? Anybody know? > > > Is the word 'chakra' forbidden in TM circles? > > > > Yes, way back, before the sidhis were brought out, > > someone asked about this, saying they get these powerful > > energies up the spine and is it kundalini?... and Maharishi > > said something along the lines of, yes, but don't worry > > about it, it comes and it goes... > > Yet more TM ignorance parading as knowledge. > > Clearly the reason Maharishi never spoke of > waking kundalini is that he had no earthly > idea how to do it, or how to do it properly. > > Having studied in more rigorous spiritual > traditions, I pass along the following infor- > mation to seekers here, to supplement the > rudimentary and insufficient "knowledge" you > got from Maharishi. > > The problem is not with "waking kundalini," > but with HOW you wake it. Think of kundalini > as you would a supermodel you were dating. > Sure, she's hot, and sure, the sex is great, > and being seen with her is even better. > But before that first morning cup of coffee, > Boy! is she a grouch. Like Judy Stein on meth. > > So it is with kundalini. Like supermodels, > kundalini thrives on coffee. *Good* coffee... > none of that drip coffee or...perish the > thought...that freeze-dried instant crap. > No, kundalini wakens best to double shots of > golden-roasted Jamaica Blue Mountain coffee > beans freshly ground to espresso consistency, > and then carefully brewed using a machine > that produces sufficient pressure to *ease* > the soma out of the freshly-ground beans and > into your cup. Top with steamed milk straight > from the holiest of cows and some pure white > Maharishi-brand sugar, and kundalini is happy > as Rama gettin' some from Sita after a long, > forced separation. > > This is the esoteric secret of waking kundalini > that lesser traditions do not teach you. The > secret of successfully waking your kundalini > is to -- when you first notice the stirrings > of something that feels a little like a super- > model gently caressing your shushumna in her > sleep, nearing waking -- run don't walk to your > espresso machine and brew her up something to > waken properly TO. > > If you do, then -- just like the supermodels -- > kundalini will waken in a good mood, smile at > you lovingly as you place the steaming cuppa > soma in front of her, take a sip, and then > gently continue on her way up your shushmna, > arriving at the crown chakra in a good mood, > and enabling a day full of enlightenment and > celestial experiences. > > Don't do this -- ignore the advice of older, > wiser spiritual traditions and just plunge > into your day's activities without first > taking proper care of your kundalini bitch -- > and you risk the same sort of spiritual and > physical disaster that you would risk by > offering to take Gisele Bündchen to dinner > at Burger King. > > Kundalini. Waking it is like dealing with a > supermodel. Wake the supermodel with roses > and a hot cup of espresso and she's yours for > another day...or at least part of the day, > until she runs into someone richer or better > looking or with a better espresso machine. But > wake her improperly and expect her to be her > best without that first shot of cappucaffeine > to get her going, and she'll yank your nookie > privileges faster than MUM administrators will > yank your dome badge for admitting to seeing > a competing saint. > > In short, treat your kundalini well and it will > treat you well. Treat it without proper respect, > or proper caffeine, and it'll treat you like > its bitch instead of pretending to be yours.
Too bad, I though you really had something thoughtful to say on the subject, I respect that you've been around a lot...and not just in bars. :-)
