--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_re...@...> wrote: > > Walking my dogs long the Sitges beach this morning, > I spied with my little eye a new kind of "fashion > statement," one that I have never seen before and > hope never to see again. > > It was one of those "Where are the Fashion Police > when you need them?" moments, hopefully to be filed > away in a section of my brain labeled "What can this > person have been *thinking* and other imponderables > not worth pondering" as soon as I have finished > writing it up here and thus purging it from my mind. > > It was a bikini, with a normal bottom, but with a > top that had been sewn (not modified) to cover only > one boob. It was like the Pirate's eyepatch of bikinis. > > The question "Why?" leapt to my lips. In Spain, all > of the beaches are topless. Hell, all of the beaches > could be nude beaches for that matter; nudity and > the right to walk about nekkid as a jaybird is written > into the Spanish Constitution. > > And there seemed to be no physical reason for the > revealing of one of the set and the concealing of the > other; both seemed equally natural, equally large, and > equally well-formed. > > As many of you know, I'm not a big one for rules and > unnecessary laws. But this may cause me to stray > across the border into Conservatism. Both boobs bare: > great. Both boobs covered: great. One boob covered, > the other bare: pushing the limits of legality. > > Go figure. I mean, go figure... >
Since you're straying "across the border into Conservatism" in the bikini department, what's your take on this 95 year old woman's beach attire? --- A 95 year old woman has her own "bikini show" at the seaside --- Scroll down to see photos: http://www.zinkalo.com/2007/05/95-years-old-woman-bikini-show.html
