jr_esq:
> Can you describe what God, His Wife and Son 
> look like?
>
They looked just like a modern family.

> Did you have a shaman to guide you in
> preparing this drug?
>
On that day, Sr. Juan, or somebody, slipped 
me a taco with a magic mushroom inside it.

Almost gagging on the spot, I didn't swallow 
the slimy fungus, and I spit out the offending 
substance - but apparently, too late! The 
juice had already seeped into my blood, I
guess.

> How long did the effect of the drug last?
>
At least twenty-four hours. 

Now I don't need any scriptures, gurus, drugs, 
meditation, sleep, or even bio-feedback 
anymore. I was enlightened on the spot!

Read more: 

The Confessions of a Taco Eater:
http://www.rwilliams.us/archives/confessions.htm

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