--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_re...@...> wrote:
Mrs. Nader is sooooo NOT gunna dig what Mid Westerners call cheese. Excellent! I am seeing it as sort of a cross between the old TV show Green Acres with Eva Gabor and how Ginger reacted to everything on Gilligan's Island. With a bit of Parisian snobbery thrown in to give it more of an edge. Mrs. Raja Ram is the new Lindsay Lohan, I need paparazzi recording their first experiences at Fairfield restaurants! But my guess is that they will have their own cook and we will never get anything satire worthy out of them. Just that silence that is fixing all the problems of the world without having to DO anything. > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <curtisdeltablues@> > wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > eating out in Iowa restaurants. I fully expect you to > > > do justice to the look on her face when she sees what > > > Americans call "French dressing" and sees the wine list > > > for the first time. "What ees this 'Ripple,' cheri... > > > is it one of those wines from Languedoc that we hear > > > about but would never try?" > > > > I think you may have already nailed the best bits! > > And I didn't even get to the cheese course. :-) > > Just wait until she discovers the Eighth Wonder > of the World, "squeaky cheese," a Midwest phenom- > enon I will not attempt to describe because I > would have to relive the experience. > > The episode of "Mr. and Mrs. King move to Iowa" > I'd like to write is when they go on a road trip > and have to eat American road food. Crowns and > robes or not, I'd like to describe the scene as > they hit their first Denny's: > > Da Queen: "What ees zis 'Patty Melt?'" > Waitress: "It's a patty melt, honey. An open-face > hamburger covered with beans and chili with cheese > melted over the top. Ya want freedom fries with > that?" > Da Queen: "Just ze water, please." > > You really did hit the nail on the head with this > rap, Curtis. It's going to be a ZOO. >
