--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <curtisdeltablues@...> wrote: > > If you do come up with an excuse to mitigate philandering > please let me know. I've been looking for one to use for > years!
Best one I ever heard came from an old, not-very- attractive woman who told me she had a soft spot in her heart for philanderers out of hope that one day one of them might get around to her. None ever did, as it turned out, but she died still hopeful. :-)