FYI - I have to say I totally loved this - Robin, the master of irony..:-).
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, maskedzebra <no_reply@...> wrote: > > Turquoiseb: > > I have been 100% ironic from beginning to end. And you have missed this. > > That's a serious misperception of reality. That's a kind of [non-objective] > subjectivity that could hurt you, as in: the failure to know what reality is > really up to at any given moment. > > All that I have done in my responses to your posts, Turquoise, is to test > your self-objectivity in the face of my resisting your judgment of me. > > You have failed the test. But this only makes me pity you. > > Nah! Just joshing you there, Turquoise. Heck I started to get SO ironic > there, I almost fell for it myself. You see that is the point of perfect > irony: when don't know whether the person is being sincere or not. You took > me to be sincere: but the only sincerity that was there was the motive for > deploying my irony, which was to subject your mind to a gentle shock. > > Out of love for your immortal soul. > > But you see, you were anaesthetized somewhere to reality. So it didn't work. > *You took me seriously*, which in this case eliminated, right from the start, > any chance you had for objectivity [true comprehension as to what I was > about] in reading my posts. > > Hey, Turquoise: for being such an intelligent guy, why not ask yourself: WTF > am I doing misinterpreting someone this badly? > > Because you have, dear Turquoise. You really have. > > Unless, of course, *you were all the time being ironic to me*! As in, > pretending so deviously and cunningly that you *did not* pick up my > irony,whereas all the while, having understood it perfectly, and deflecting > it from yourself by acting as if you didn't catch it. > > Yeah, that's probably what happened, Turquoise. So, it seems, you win. > > Unless you tell me nowplease do not be ironic; we've had enough of thatNo, > Robin, you little shithole: I was dead serious. Now will you just fuck off. > > Thanks. > > Back to me again just to close this, Turquoise: Would you please tell me one > quality that Fred Lentz possessed that I could useso as to (of course) have > a better chance of influencing you away from this repulsion you feel > regarding myself. > > Would you really want me to accept your verdict about me, Turquoiseb? > > Yes, Robin [says Turquoise]; I really would. > > OK, then, Turq: I will. > > No, I won't. Hah! How's that for Canadian trickery? Did I catch you out > again, Turq? > > Fuck me. I don't know where I'm at after all these posts, Turquoiseb. > > Help me, will you. > > Look: I respect your opinion, Turquoiseb, and you can count on it: This will > be my last post to you ever. > > Unless you write back again. Don't. I need to have the last word. > > "We despised money, we despised cleanliness, we just wanted to be black > motherfuckers." > > "You've got to go out there and get your heart broke and then come back and > then you can sing the blues." > > "Hence, eventually you get the Monkees, all this erzatz shit." > > Keith Richards > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, maskedzebra <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, maskedzebra <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Bzzzzzzt. Any argument that depends on "buy in" to either > > > > > the concept of God or belief that you or anyone else knows > > > > > what his/her/its perspective is is of no interest to me. You > > > > > react to my question about considering subjective belief > > > > > to be objective fact by declaring your subjective belief to > > > > > be objective fact. > > > > > > > > > > Not for the first time, all that this inspires in me is a sense of > > > > > incredulity that people in Fairfield could ever have considered > > > > > your narcissism worth listening to, much less following. No > > > > > offense, but I do not share their level of gullibility. Thanks > > > > > for your reply, but run your stuck-inside-your-own-head > > > > > egotrip on someone else, eh? > > > > > > >Turquoiseb: > > > > > > > > Your response deeply disappoints me, Turquoiseb. > > > > > > Like I give a shit. > > > > > > RESPONSE: You're playing off key here, Turq: you missed the irony. > > > > What part of "Like I give a shit" and the words > > "brush off" did you not understand? Are you brain- > > damaged? > > > > Let me try to put it in terms you might understand. > > Let's say that you encounter someone and your first > > impression of them is that they are a whiny, clingy, > > needy, and above all long-winded person, whose long- > > windedness is of NO INTEREST TO YOU WHATSOEVER. > > > > So what do you do if this person starts whining as if > > he wants to "make friends" with you, when you've been > > able to see that the only thing this results in when > > he does it with other people is that they have to > > suffer through his interminable posts to humor him? > > Would you be tempted to get into any discussions with > > this person, *especially* if you had yet to see him > > post *anything* that you found original or interesting? > > > > If so, make friends with yourself and have discussions > > with yourself. Leave me the fuck out of it. > > >
