I've just spoken to my Jyotishi and he says that this is a good time for me to change careers. The optimal new career would be rapper. I have plenty of material from the collected works of Ravi, StripedZebra and Rory, assembled here on FFL. I do need money to start of my career, somewhere in the area of $300,000. Because of the great generosity you've shown me since my becoming a member of FFL, I thought first of y'all. Kindly email me and I'll give you my PayPal account, or if you'd rather pay be eCheck, I can process those as well.
I'll need most of the money for my bling. In this case, it'll be emeralds, as that's what my Jyotishi recommends. Emerald tooth inlays. An emerald ring the size of a light bulb and of course emerald encrusted gold chains for my neck. Kindly open your hearts and especially our wallets to me. If you're brother's a raja, even better. I hope to hear from you soon as I want to start my new career as soon as possible. Thank y'all for reading this, Tom, aka Python Head
