otherwise known as "Cthulhu"....a supposed Mythos invented by H.P. Lovecraft but everybody knows Cthulhu is "real". http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/Cthulhu%20Medium%20-%20Large.jpg
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Alex Stanley" <j_alexander_stanley@...> wrote: > > Thank you, Rory, for bringing to light the one true spiritual path! What with > Vaj having utterly destroyed and deconstructed the TMO's research with the > almighty power of his repeated dismissals, I was losing hope that I'd ever > find a path of scientifically validated spirituality. After all, if > spirituality doesn't have a scientific basis, what good is it? > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "RoryGoff" <rorygoff@> wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "RoryGoff" <rorygoff@> wrote: > > > > > > * * Right, Barry! As you may recall, I was thinking of the Flying > > > Spaghetti Monster when I "founded" the Church of the Giant Radiantly > > > Luminous Jellyfish. However, we really need to get some zealous young > > > missionaries over to them to spread the Good News that theirs is a false > > > idol, whereas our God is REAL! :-D > > > > > * * Over the past few moments we have made an in-depth study of the > > iconography of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) worshipped by the > > ignorant Pastafarians, and after careful consideration we pronounce (ex > > cathedra) that the FSM actually IS an anthropomorphized and heretical > > distortion of our God, the Giant radiantly luminous Jellyfish (GrlJ, > > pronounced "girly"). > > > > Both forms consists of a large, luminously whitish or goldish, > > semispherical, Domelike, or disc-shaped mass from which tendrils or > > light-threads (i.e. "spaghetti" in the Pastafarian heresy) descend into the > > material realm. The Pastafarian error -- other than arbitrarily calling Its > > light-threads or tendrils "spaghetti" -- primarily consists in attributing > > two meatball-eyes to our God. Of course our GrlJ-God is all-seeing, is in > > fact the Seer ItSelf, and thus needs no eyes, meatball or otherwise. And > > besides, our GrlJ-God is vegetarian, or more accurately piscatarian. For a > > true representation of our GrlJ, please consult only Dome-approved > > GrlJ-pictures. > > > > Heretics persisting in the error of Pastafarianism will not only be > > excluded from the Jellyfish Domes, but will be subjected to 1008 lashes > > with a wet noodle. Their punishment will not be of our doing -- we are, > > after all, the non-doer -- but will be automatic, induced by merciful > > Nature herself in hopes of bringing the heretic back into the Dome's True > > Tendrils. > > > > And we have a further glorious announcement: Through the window of science > > we are now seeing the dawning of the Age of the Giant radiantly luminous > > Jellyfish (GrlJ)! The GrlJ God-particle has been found! Not in in the arena > > of physics but of biomedicine, which has been carefully studying the > > low-vibe, Whore-mongering, lying, sleazy slime-mold, also known as > > Dictyostelium discoideum. Please see the scholarly article "GrlJ, a > > Dictyostelium GABAB-like receptor with roles in post-aggregation > > development," by Yogikala Prabhu1,Rolf Müller, Christophe Anjard and > > Angelika A Noegel1, available here: > > http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-213X/7/44 > > > > All Glory to GrlJ! > > >
