Nice troll post, Turq. Seriously, both well-crafted to offend almost everyone, and well written in a conversational tone to draw the suckers in. Good job, lil' guy!
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bob Price <bobpriced@> wrote: > > > > I love it when you call me hon. The first time you did it, > > it was honey which I believe is a synonym for sweetheart? > > Is this an indication of where our relationship is headed--- > > next "ho" and then just plain "h"? BTW, did you mean "non > > sequitur" as in a "literary device" or "lacking logic"? > > And what do you consider yourself a gardener, lawn mower > > or well poisoner? Personally I like to think of myself > > as a lawn gnome. > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nBU1_fEuH8&feature=related > > When it comes to "three kinds of people," I have to > go with Will Rogers' definition: "There are three > kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading, the > few who learn by observation, and the rest of them, > who have to pee on the electric fence and find out > for themselves." > > I'm not sure how this relates to the question you > asked, Bob, but my suspicion is that if someone is > calling someone else a well poisoner, after several > days of doing exactly that themselves, then they might > fall into Will's last category. I'm just not sure > how exactly a person of that gender manages to pee > on a fence. :-) > > Lawn gnome seems to be a much higher designation to > aspire to. Much more high-vibe, and if "Amelie" is > any indication, you get to travel the world more. > > > ________________________________ > > From: authfriend <jstein@> > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bob Price <bobpriced@> wrote: > > > > > > Judy, > > > > > > I'm sorry for the tardy response, I believe you know about > > > my recent challenges. Thank you for your post, its always a > > > rare treat to hear from you. In case its awhile before we > > > are in touch again I want to mention how much I enjoy your > > > writing, you don't need me to tell you how talented you are. > > > That said, I'd like to drill down a bit on this > > > word, "fascinated". I don't think for a minute you are > > > "fascinated" by me > > > > You're very right about that, but since that wasn't what > > I wrote, it appears to be a non sequitur. > > > > Did you ever hear the old saw about there being three > > types of people, gardeners, lawn mowers, and well poisoners? > > Barry's a well poisoner. You're welcome to your fantasies > > about ritualism and addiction, but you'll excuse me if I > > ignore them and continue to call attention to Barry's > > poisoning attempts, as well as to the double standards of > > those who believe it's their mission to defend him (which > > I note you were unable to comment on, taking the ad > > hominem route instead). > > > > Are we clear, hon? >
