LOL!!  I agree. The etiquette purists are claiming "Butcher Bunny". but the 
place looks rather nice (although I wouldn't actually eat some salami knowing 
what goes into it): 
http://www.wondertoonel.com/paintings/bbunny.html

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@...> wrote:
>
> OH,BYTHEWAY,IAMNOTDONERANTINGYET.NODOUBLESPACEFORYOU,ORYOU.TAKETHAT.NOWIHAVETOTHINKOFWHATTOTYPEABOUTBECAUSEIWASnotPREPAREDTOCONTINUETHIS....
> 
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote:
> >
> > OMG OMG OMG!  LOL. ROTFLMAO!  LIKE, UM, YOU KNOW, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE 
> > CREATIVE ENERGY TYPING WITHOUT RULES??!!  DUDE, SOME NOAH'S ARE SET IN 
> > THEIR WAY, MAN ALIVE! IF ANYONE CAN UNDERSTAND A PROPER LINE AND PARAGRAPH 
> > AND A PERIOD AT THE END AND CONSECUTIVE WORDS ROLLING ON AND ON AND ON, WHY 
> > BOTHER CORRECTING WHAT OTHERS READ BECAUSE SOME ONE, (UNDERSCORE)AND WHAT 
> > OTHERS TYPE DOES NOT FRICKEN MATTER JUST LIKE THE HALL MONITORS FOR DOME 
> > BADGES!  SOL, FOR REAL. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A FRIDAY NIGHT RANT ON 
> > FFL AND I WILL BE THE FIRST TO ALL CAPS THIS VENTURE THIS EVENING IN 
> > PROTEST OF PROPER ETIQUETTE FOR A MESSAGE FORUM, OF AND THIS BELOW EMAIL 
> > MARKED AS BARRY'S LOVE LETTER TO FFL.  SO THERE. HAVE A NICE EVENING. 
> > 
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, maskedzebra <no_reply@> wrote:
> > >
> > > Bhairitu,
> > > 
> > > Looks, feels, reads pretty good I'd say. But the tone changes: this seems 
> > > less ironic in this form. The spacing you have given it takes some of the 
> > > sting out of it. NEVERTHELESS, I must admit it reads much better the way 
> > > you spaced it than I would have anticipated. 
> > > 
> > > Perhaps it was *what I had to be to keep going on this*; that in the end, 
> > > if I could stand back I would have dropped those aesthetic and 
> > > metaphysical concerns. Because this *does* seem persuasive to me. I was 
> > > not, however, like your CEO, oblivious to the Wall of Words. I felt this 
> > > was the only way I could sustain the mood of what was driving this out of 
> > > me. And so I assumed, perhaps falsely, that the reader had to follow me 
> > > in this.
> > > 
> > > Very much appreciate the thought to sharpen me up in my posting at FFL. 
> > > You write pretty damn good yourself. So, coming from you, this means 
> > > something.
> > > 
> > > But recollect: this was deliberate, and I didn't want the recipient or 
> > > the reader to have a 'nice' experience.  I think maybe they got this from 
> > > your own revision.
> > > 
> > > Still, I am delighted you would see fit to improve my presentation.
> > > 
> > > Thanks, Bhairitu. You've got much more flair than I have in your 
> > > writing—you write like the French play rugby. I am more pedestrian I 
> > > think. Like the English.
> > > 
> > > Robin
> > > 
> > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu <noozguru@> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > So you want to be deliberately unreadable? Just tryin' to help. Hasn't 
> > > > Judy mentioned this to you? It's her profession. Here's an example of 
> > > > the reformat.
> > > > 
> > > > Dear FFL,
> > > > 
> > > > My name is Barry Wright. I say what I want. I do what I want. I 
> > > > criticize as I see fit. I am a good guy, just with a nasty streak in 
> > > > me. I don't mean anyone any harm. And be sure of one thing: if someone 
> > > > goes after me, I make certain I take in what they say—sifting through 
> > > > it carefully to see what I can learn from even my enemies—and then I 
> > > > respond: directly, precisely, meaningfully.
> > > > 
> > > > Notice this about me? When I attack someone, or ridicule them, or 
> > > > threaten them, or deceive them, they don't realize that I am 
> > > > conscientious morally as well as intellectually when I do this. I am 
> > > > not a hit and run kind of guy. I stay and take my medicine. I am a 
> > > > lover of souls. I grieve for the unhappiness and sorrows of others. I 
> > > > am a nice person. I deserve to have a long life. I am friendly, upbeat, 
> > > > kind, humble, and raring to go at all times.
> > > > 
> > > > I have had a good life, and the cosmopolitan atmosphere of Western 
> > > > Europe, it makes me realize I was somewhat of an unconscious philistine 
> > > > before
> > > > ...<snip>
> > > > 
> > > > See how much more readable that is?  Also wall of words is what crazy 
> > > > people do. You aren't crazy are you?
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > 
> > > > On 11/04/2011 12:16 PM, maskedzebra wrote:
> > > > > Dear Bhairitu,
> > > > >
> > > > > Wall of words deliberate and, inside the context of what I was 
> > > > > attempting to do, necessary.
> > > > >
> > > > > It's a wall of words, or it's nothing. This is an aesthetic and 
> > > > > metaphysical decision.
> > > > >
> > > > > I was not after readability or pleasant or easy experience for you.
> > > > >
> > > > > I was jamming it all up into a compressed act of relentlessness.
> > > > >
> > > > > This is what I desired; this is what came about.
> > > > >
> > > > > Just keep going—without break, space, respite. Part of the strategy, 
> > > > > Bhairitu.
> > > > >
> > > > > It was designed to created dissonance and irritation and even fatigue.
> > > > >
> > > > > You either get it, or you don't.
> > > > >
> > > > > But thanks for the tip: if I were writing inside some other context I 
> > > > > would be aware of the pertinence of your critique. And besides that, 
> > > > > you are a nice guy, I think.
> > > > >
> > > > > I didn't want to take a breath throughout the push forward, so I just 
> > > > > kept it up without mercy. It was, it had to be (in the nature of what 
> > > > > I was doing) just one unbroken uninterrupted full-court press.
> > > > >
> > > > > Robin
> > > > >
> > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bhairitu<noozguru@>  wrote:
> > > > >> Robin, didn't you ever go to college or have decent writing teacher 
> > > > >> in
> > > > >> college? You have a "wall of words" here. Break your thoughts into
> > > > >> paragraphs and we might take the time to read it. Otherwise you look
> > > > >> stupid or uneducated when you post a "wall of words." Most everyone 
> > > > >> else
> > > > >> here is able to this so not sure why you can't.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> At the company I worked at during the 1990s the CEO sent out an email
> > > > >> that was a "wall of words" and the tech writers were appalled and not
> > > > >> sure how to handle it. In fact one of our writers taught writing at 
> > > > >> the
> > > > >> local community college and did a wonderful refresher course for our
> > > > >> employees (that the CEO, of course, didn't take).
> > > > >>
> > > > >> On 11/04/2011 10:00 AM, maskedzebra wrote:
> > > > >>> An Open Letter to the Readers and Posters at FFL
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> Dear FFL,
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> My name is Barry Wright. I say what I want. I do what I want. I 
> > > > >>> criticize as I see fit. I am a good guy, just with a nasty streak 
> > > > >>> in me. I don't mean anyone any harm. And be sure of one thing: if 
> > > > >>> someone goes after me, I make certain I take in what they 
> > > > >>> say—sifting through it carefully to see what I can learn from even 
> > > > >>> my enemies—and then I respond: directly, precisely, meaningfully. 
> > > > >>> Notice this about me? When I attack someone, or ridicule them, or 
> > > > >>> threaten them, or deceive them, they don't realize that I am 
> > > > >>> conscientious morally as well as intellectually when I do this. I 
> > > > >>> am not a hit and run kind of guy. I stay and take my medicine. I am 
> > > > >>> a lover of souls. I grieve for the unhappiness and sorrows of 
> > > > >>> others. I am a nice person. I deserve to have a long life. I am 
> > > > >>> friendly, upbeat, kind, humble, and raring to go at all times. I 
> > > > >>> have had a good life, and the cosmopolitan atmosphere of Western 
> > > > >>> Europe, it makes me realize I was somewhat of an unconscious 
> > > > >>> philistine before I got here. Hey, you guys: no matter what you've 
> > > > >>> heard, or read about me, I mean well. And if I seem at times harsh 
> > > > >>> and brutish and cold, that never extinguishes my ultimate aim, 
> > > > >>> which is to provoke, liberate, and finally love. It is my formula. 
> > > > >>> Hardly anyone here gets it—but Curtis does. And I guess Sal baby 
> > > > >>> too. (Nice Sal: I am glad you're still a looker too.) Anyhow, guys, 
> > > > >>> I am not sure why, on this Friday night in Amsterdam, I am reaching 
> > > > >>> out to all of you; but I am. And I want to tell you that I look 
> > > > >>> forward to all your posts—Yes, even yours, Robin, which I admit, I 
> > > > >>> read very carefully—Else how do you account for my honest 
> > > > >>> engagement with all that you say to me? You are a miserable 
> > > > >>> c**t-face, by the way, Robin. A real jerk. I wish you would know 
> > > > >>> how pathetic and annoying and just irrelevant you are. Yes, you, 
> > > > >>> Robin. Whoa. Gotta stop there. Don't worry, Robin: I will get down 
> > > > >>> to addressing those uncomfortable questions you have directed my 
> > > > >>> way. I am not a coward and I am not a liar. Else I would not have 
> > > > >>> written this letter. So that dispenses with that. Hey, you guys: 
> > > > >>> enjoy your lives today. Because I am just swimming in the ecstasy 
> > > > >>> of being the kind of person that the good Lord made me. And by the 
> > > > >>> way: I never miss a trick. I am cultured, I am well-read, and 
> > > > >>> believe me, I catch everything that is said about me. I forgive you 
> > > > >>> all for making your unkind remarks. I am your friend. And all of 
> > > > >>> Holland joins me in wishing you all the joys of the Unified Field 
> > > > >>> of Consciousness. There. Feel differently about me? You should. 
> > > > >>> Love to you all.
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> Barry
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
>


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