OMG, Bob, Bob....graphics.....the complacent gigglepuss Muttley wants back on the job....she gave up too fast....she sat down to have a smoke and a cup of coffee and ponder the meaning of enlightenment and got all confused.
These are truly inspirational.... >________________________________ > From: whynotnow7 <whynotn...@yahoo.com> >To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com >Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 3:36 PM >Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: "I'm having an emotion" / the pre-qualification >(was.... Bob) > > > >In the course of examining the etymology of the "King Baby" nomenclature, I >sat myself before The Google and searched simply for images of King Baby. What >emerged was as startling as it was revealing. > >With all due diligence, perhaps this can serve as further enrichment and >context for the manual now being assembled free of charge in a holiday spirit >of selfless giving for none other than the great, the ironically challenged, >the supreme King Baby, himself! > >http://tinyurl.com/6vech2u > >http://tinyurl.com/7x4ay7j > >http://tinyurl.com/7vklwan > >http://tinyurl.com/87bbra6 > >http://tinyurl.com/76f2o6k > >http://tinyurl.com/89ak2r4 > >http://tinyurl.com/7962wbd > >--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bob Price <bobpriced@...> wrote: >> >> Emily, >> >> >> >> Excellent, it's my sincere hope that My Ravi Yogi (much more functional then >> My Yahoo) with take time from his busy schedule, stacking all those books >> being thrown at him, and provide the much needed input you have requested. >> After reading your clarification to the *tender* I reread my PQ, and sure >> enough, found two deviations to the scope---desperate for repair: >> >> Should read: >> >> 3. Is every thought, that comes into your head, an *idea*? >> >> 4. Most of the time typing *is* typing and a cigar *is* a cigar? >> >> >> Bye bye for now, I need to feed the turkeys, Christmas is just around the >> corner.  >> >> >> >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLBNXdGrD5M >> >> >> ________________________________ >> From: Emily Reyn <emilymae.reyn@...> >> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com >> Sent: Wednesday, November 30, 2011 2:13:02 AM >> Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] "I'm having an emotion" / the pre-qualification >> (was.... Bob) >> >> >> >> Dear Bob, I think that you may have seen my  follow up post to Barry's >> reply and I appreciate you expanding on a scoping process for the >> aforementioned "manual project" you've been kicking around.  I see >> immediately that it reflects vast and authentic experience on this speck of >> dirt we inhabit.  This effort could very well require a "team" of experts >> and luckily, the pool of candidates on FFL is colossal. >> >> My initial thoughts? >> >> The title..."I'm having an emotion" - it's very feminazi, wouldn't you say? >>  Excellent choice for a working draft.  >> >> I will have to read and reread this scope of work a few more times to fully >> grasp its contextual genius (as I am a bit slow) and also pull out my atlas >> and encyclopedia. To support my efforts, I want to enlist the help of my >> right hand man Ravi and beg him to get me a key points memo.  Of course, he >> may reply with "that is the point - there is no point." If this is, in fact, >> the case, I will be grateful for the translation and beg him to let me buy >> him a pack of smokes and a cup of coffee.  >> >> Fortunately for all, being as overcommitted as I am to the self-centered >> idea of claiming my own life, I can only serve in a "hit and miss" advisory >> capacity in preparing said manual.  I may be able to provide some objective >> or subjective perspective on "feelings" and "emotions" - real or imagined - >> doesn't make any difference to me. I feel like I may have some untapped >> expertise in the "touchy feely" department.  But, I warn you that "crying >> out loud" appears to be my current modus operandi, and it can get very >> tiresome.  And yes, my motherly instincts do tend to kick in - I want to >> protect all the puppies - another potential downside to any relevant input. >>  All in all, all good reasons not to bid. >> >> In my role as complacent strategic advisor, "you have my approval to >> proceed." >> >> I am late this year in lining my marmot hole with grass, so must scurry >> amongst the boulders tonight and collect what remains.  >> >> P.S.  Your topic list is an excellent beginning.  MZ, should he choose to >> bid, could round it out for you with ease.  Judy could edit it into >> something ruthlessly coherent and logical.  You have outed me though - I >> have no contributions for two main reasons: 1) I don't pay full attention to >> most of KB's posts - probably because my DVD player (the one attached to my >> TV that broke) is not hooked up. 2)  I'm still far, far too frightened to >> put my neck out there with what might be interpreted as "accountability" and >> would prefer to just hug a tree.  >> >> >________________________________ >> > From: Bob Price <bobpriced@...> >> >To: "FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com" <FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> >> >Sent: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 11:34 PM >> >Subject: [FairfieldLife] "I'm having an emotion" / the pre-qualification >> >(was.... Bob) >> > >> > >> > >> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o58ypeFFWk&feature=related >> > >> >Emily, >> > >> >"I'm having an emotion". >> > >> >No, it wasn't KB I heard say that, although you might be forgiven for >> >thinking it was. I heard a young woman >> >say it, some years back, and I'm thinking it would make a great title for >> >the >> >upcoming *feelings* manual we're planning for KB. >> > >> >I'm also thinking; I should not be such a fun hog, and assume I'm the best >> >suited to develop the "manual"; >> >as entertaining as it is, winding KB up, like a cheap Chinese watch (current >> >synonym for "pushing buttons", a.k.a. winding up---if you're on the >> >receiving end, appears to be *rag*), fair is fair, and many of my fellow >> >FFL posters >> >have had the pleasure of receiving Barry's film reviews much longer than I >> >have, >> >and therefore, I believe, the project calls for a *competitive tender*, and >> >to >> >keep things on a professional basis (can't forget: "The Corrupt Practices >> >Act"), we should begin with a prequalification process. >> > >> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqoj4zJ3OIs&feature=fvsr >> > >> >I fully understand your maternal concern that KB's recent sniveling is >> >starting to sound more like >> >whining, which may soon lead to something that could embarrass all of us; >> >so I >> >promise, the first time I get the urge to change KB to CB I'll stop picking >> >on him, >> >and switch to some engineering stories (I'll include some working titles >> >below, >> >to prove my sincerity). But I must alert you to a potential danger for your >> >commendable motherly instincts; one of the pitfalls of circular firing >> >squads, >> >like the good KB's, are that they seem to be overly cooperative when you >> >ask them >> >to line up, single file, in a tight formation, and thereby assist yours >> >truly in conserving >> >ammunition. I'm just suggesting you show a little caution if KB asks you to >> >stand behind him >> >(or in front, for that matter); just today I read one of his squad members >> >inform us that he is 52 (still pondering that factoid), and then threaten >> >*My Ravi >> >Yogi* with some Buddhist thugs (a word the Brits swiped from India) from Fox >> >News, and not to forget today's show stopper from the Menza applicant >> >stating >> >she preferred Madonna to LG, but did not like to watch her dance. >> > >> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixljWVyPby0 >> > >> >For the pre-qualification, which is open to everyone, I propose bidders >> >submit ten questions / statements, and/or topics that should >> >be included in the scope of work of the tender. >> > >> >1. When you ask someone if you: "knew them, back in the day", and they >> >ignore you, >> > >> >are they trying to tell you something? >> > >> >2. If you don't understand irony, should you email one of your shrinking >> >circle (circular firing squads will do that >> >to populations) of FFL friends before embarrassing yourself? >> > >> >3. Is every thought that comes into your head is not an *idea*? >> > >> >4. When is typing typing or a cigar is a cigar? >> > >> >5. Before you state that you're more creative than the author of "In Cold >> >Blood" should you check with >> >someone who has read something more than the "Dharma Bums" to see how >> >saying that will sound to everyone (except the Madonna lady of course)? >> > >> >6. Stop threatening to stop posting on FFL, its OK---we understand, we're >> >all you have. >> > >> >7. Writing about other people’s creativity is generally not considered >> >creative, particularly if >> >you’re boring the hell out of your audience. >> > >> >8. Most people, over eleven, know what's up when someone compulsively >> >tailgates rather than engages in >> >exchanges, for example; when someone mentions psychedelics, don't say you >> >met >> >one of Tim's girl friends (its not the same thing), when someone mentions >> >flying, don't say you managed it, but got stiffed on the price (makes you >> >look >> >naive), when someone says the speed of light might be different than we were >> >told, don't say you peed on Einstein’s pants 106 years ago (makes it look >> >like you can't count), when someone mentions Hollywood, don't say you lived >> >in >> >Malibu with some screenwriters (makes it look like you're too big a loser to >> >own your own place in Malibu); better to stop typing and notice the >> >waitress is >> >hoping you'll move on. >> > >> >9. It's OK to admit you read and reread Judy's emails, to be able to keep >> >up with her; nothing to be ashamed >> >of, having no life is like that. >> > >> >10. Rama was the last daddy you'll ever have; if MZ wanted children I'm >> >sure he'd aim higher than the >> >leftovers from a guy who offed himself, rather than face prison. >> > >> >In case this makes him cry, here are the promised working titles: >> > >> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUKLr5C19Bg&feature=related >> > >> >1. Arguing with spiders in Brunei. >> > >> >2. Hand gliding a Sharjah storm front; hailstones as big as cantaloupes. >> > >> >3. Kurds, Beirut, and Hollywood squares. >> > >> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjGpcEA-FyE >> > >> >________________________________ >> >From: turquoiseb <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> >> >To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com >> >Sent: Tuesday, November 29, 2011 2:40:07 AM >> >Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: For Fanboy Robin (Bob) >> > >> >--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn <emilymae.reyn@> wrote: >> >> >> >> What's goin' on Bob? What are you doing spending your time >> >> outwitting KB and Vaj and others that shall not be named? >> > >> >And who obviously don't care what he thinks of them, >> >if they even bother to read it. :-) >> > >> >> We want to hear from you Bob. How's it going from your >> >> authentic self. >> > >> >Have you considered the possibility that he has none? >> > >> >Think about it. How much do *any* of the folks who seem >> >to live to rag on me and Vaj and Sal *ever* have to >> >say, except when they're doing the ragging rag? I guess >> >what I'm suggesting is the same thing you seem to be >> >suggesting above -- that there is a possibility that >> >they don't actually *have* anything to say when they're >> >not playing "Gotcha." >> > >> >It's just a suggestion. There is a simple way to prove >> >it wrong, whether the suggestion comes from me, or from >> >you, or from anyone else. But that would involve any of >> >them saying something new, or original. I'm betting that >> >isn't going to happen because the capacity for doing it >> >simply isn't there. >> > >> >                          >> > >> > >> > >> > >> >>  >> > > > > >
