--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <authfriend@...> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > <snip> > > They perceived my comments as initiating a "dialogue," > > and more revealing, as if by making them I had issued > > an invitation to them to *argue* with me, in some kind > > of silly quasi-intellectual dick-size contest. This > > is not to be. :-) > > Translation: I decided to swing my dick gratuitously at > several people I don't like, and to my discomfiture they > came back with such effective and dismissive putdowns > that my poor dick just about disappeared. I was able to > nurse it back to some semblance of health overnight, but > I simply can't risk actually putting it out there any > more. So from now on I'll just swing it in my own face.
Dear Judy, I have to disagree with you here. I highly doubt it is big enough to actually "swing". My calculation would describe it as making very small circular motions held by a thumb and forefinger. On a good day it might wave, but that would be about it. >
