Ah ha ha ha. Very excellent. So many great insults to read, so little time. I'm on the run and must escape to my next hidey hole. Ya'll have an exquisite day and I look forward to reading Edg's? list of insults tonight.
________________________________ From: emptybill <emptyb...@yahoo.com> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2012 7:22 AM Subject: [FairfieldLife] The results of our group hug! I figure after the pin pops off my grenade we will have about 3 seconds to go "oh shit". That last impression should make quite a nice imprint. It will instantiate all the warm, loving relationships we enjoy here on FFL. Even better, that "oh shit" will cause us to avoid needless bickering in our next corporeal lifetime, since unlike FFL, we will see that even verbal actions have consequences. Then because we've been meditating for years, we'll be reborn in the heaven of savitarka-samadhi lovers as two-fisted soma drinkers at the banquet of the gods. But not everyone will be happy … Robin will be displeased that there isn't only one god and will declare, "I see the truth with my inner heart and I don't deserve this. This is definitely not the Unified Field" Steve will be back on earth thinking "what a bunch of fools – serves them right". Share will say, "I didn't plan it to come out this way so it isn't my fault. It says that in the opera." Judy will pronounce, "Is this just a drunkfest? Where's the Sturm und Drang around here? Anyway, do I have to point out again that you are completely wrong?" Raving yogi will warn everyone … "See that Devi there? She's all mine - so fuck-off you retards." Emily will say, "Where's that stage? Can't we have some opera here to go with the soma?" Alex will say,"This is the opera". Barry will be back on earth repeating, "Dude, I told you they would all drink the kool-aid … hey babe, you want a sip?" Wolf Baiter will be shouting over the racket, "I want that chariot they keep singing about. You know the one that circles the worlds with each lap! This is so boring." Raunchy will say, "No matter what, it's still fucked up." Willy will announce to everyone, "It was better in the Gupta empire `cause they knew that Shakya the Muni already had done it all and had just returned back to the mantra … the Saraswati mantra." Finally, when the soma runs out, emptybill will say .. "Yeah, let them eat cake." --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "emptybill" <emptybill@...> wrote: > > So many folks here are full of angry > displays that I've lost faith in humanity. > > Everyone here needs to recognize that > none of it means anything - it will all be > meaningless in a month. > > I think we all need a group hug. > > Here ... let's all gather 'round and > pray for forgiveness. Let's do it now ... > and the grenades on my vest are just > for looks. > > Honest. >
