--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Share Long <sharelong60@...> wrote: > > EmptyB I love you but what the heck opera are you talking about? Raunchy's > fainting goat opera? And what the heck does my line mean? I LOVE how it > all turns out you sweetie pie old codger. God, you are older than me, > right? Anyway, didn't you get my big hug? Hopefully that will bring some > coziness to those last 3 seconds (-: >  >
Translation: Share didn't like RD making a joke about bringing a fainting goat to John Newton's next seminar. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/328773 RD: In the movie "The Men who Stare at Goats" the military explores the potential of Military Remote Viewing and other paranormal applications for spying. On his website, Newton claims he trained and practiced Military Remote Viewing. He's definitely dreamy looking enough to have been a pick for the movie instead of George Clooney. But what I want to know is, as they attempted in the movie, can John stop a goat's heart and make it drop dead by staring at it? Here's a test of Newton's bona fides that will make him wildly famous in Fairfield. No animals will be harmed. I have friends who have a farm with fainting goats. Honest to God, if you make a sudden move toward one of these critters, it just keels over on its side and faints. If John's psychic powers are as good as he says, he should be able to stare at the goat I'm borrowing for his next seminar and make it faint. I'll post video of the event on FFLife. > > ________________________________ > From: emptybill <emptybill@...> > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > Sent: Sunday, December 9, 2012 9:22 AM > Subject: [FairfieldLife] The results of our group hug! > > >  > I figure after the pin pops > off my grenade we will have about 3 seconds to go "oh shit". > That last impression should > make quite a nice imprint. It will instantiate all the warm, loving > relationships we enjoy here on FFL. Even better, that "oh shit" will cause us > to avoid needless bickering in our next corporeal lifetime, since unlike FFL, > we will see that even verbal actions have consequences. > Then because we've been > meditating for years, we'll be reborn in the heaven of savitarka-samadhi > lovers > as two-fisted soma drinkers at the banquet of the gods. > But not everyone will be > happy ⦠> Robin will be displeased that > there isn't only one god and will declare, "I see the truth with my inner > heart > and I don't deserve this. This is definitely not the Unified Field" > Steve will be back on earth > thinking "what a bunch of fools â" serves them right". > Share will say, "I didn't > plan it to come out this way so it isn't my fault. It says that in the > opera." > Judy will pronounce, "Is this > just a drunkfest? Where's the Sturm und > Drang around here? Anyway, do I have to point out again that you are > completely wrong?" > Raving yogi will warn > everyone ⦠"See that Devi there? She's all mine - so fuck-off you retards." > Emily will say, "Where's that > stage? Can't we have some opera here to go with the soma?" > Alex will say,"This is the opera". > Barry will be back on earth repeating, > "Dude, I told you they would all drink the kool-aid ⦠hey babe, you want a > sip?" > Wolf Baiter will be shouting > over the racket, "I want that chariot they keep singing about. You know the > one > that circles the worlds with each lap! This is so boring." > Raunchy will say, "No matter > what, it's still fucked up." > Willy will announce to everyone, "It was better in the Gupta empire `cause > they knew that Shakya the Muni already had done it all and had just returned > back to the mantra ⦠the Saraswati > mantra." > Finally, when the soma runs out, emptybill will say .. "Yeah, let them eat > cake." > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "emptybill" <emptybill@> wrote: > > > > So many folks here are full of angry > > displays that I've lost faith in humanity. > > > > Everyone here needs to recognize that > > none of it means anything - it will all be > > meaningless in a month. > > > > I think we all need a group hug. > > > > Here ... let's all gather 'round and > > pray for forgiveness. Let's do it now ... > > and the grenades on my vest are just > > for looks. > > > > Honest. > > >
