--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula <chivukula.ravi@...> wrote: > > > On Apr 25, 2013, at 11:49 AM, "Alex Stanley" <j_alexander_stanley@...> wrote: > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@ <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > I have not been to Fairfield, Iowa for twenty years. However, I > > > keep hearing about these gathering spots, like Revelations. > > > Possibly someone there could assist you? > > > > > > > I hang out at Revs, and in all these years, I have yet to meet Sal in > > person. To be honest, I'm not sure she even exists beyond a collection of > > ones and zeros scattered among millions of Internet-connected hard drives. > > > > OMG - what the fuck is wrong with you all attention vampires - reducing Sal > to a non-entity? Putting a damper on all paranoid fantasies of Share? We need > to help Share out so her bulbs work right - come on people, am I the only one > on Share's side? > > > > >
The evil witch Judy is no match for the light bulb short-circuiting over Share's head. You're right, Ravi. Share needs help, so I'm placing an ad in the Weekly Reader stalker section: "Desperately seeking Sal Sunshine. All tips as to the whereabouts and identity of Sal Sunshire will remain confidential."
