Hey, Steve, hope you and your family have a great vacation, fun activities, 
beautiful outdoors, yummy food and just lots of sweet time to relax together.




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 From: seventhray27 <steve.sun...@yahoo.com>
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com 
Sent: Tuesday, July 2, 2013 10:32 PM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: To Steve - The Heartland Retard Siddhi
 


  
Have at it Ravi.  Let me know how it goes.  I will be on vacation next week, 
so, I may remain somewhat out of touch.
You can always give me emergency contact info should you run into any problems. 
I'll respond as quickly as I can.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula wrote:
>
> Dear Steve,
> 
> I was thinking about the charitable, blessed wonderland of Stevie - you 
> know the one with the toasted raviolis and the crunchy croutons. The one 
> of frivolous, careless, reactive posts, the one where dishonesty, 
> malicious vindictiveness, sadistic obsessiveness and slandering others 
> with psychiatric labels through innuendo is oh so cool, the one where 
> cursing is frowned upon as bad bloodletting.
> 
> Of what use is my stupid spiritual awakening, my mystical experiences if 
> I don't get to revel in Stevie's wonderland from time to time. Why so 
> much burden and guilt being accountable to every thought, action, word 
> of mine? I also want to taste the beauty of this world where Xeno is the 
> wisest, Barry the happiest, Share the most beautiful, graceful woman.
> 
> What do I do? How do I resolve this pain and suffering as I feel the 
> futility of my spiritual awakening, when I can't just revel in the sheer 
> retardedness that is the emotionally, psychologically stunted wonderland 
> of Stevie?
> 
> Aha - say hello to the "Heartland Retard Siddhi" - a product of my 
> brilliance.
> 
> I plan to take a month off in developing the "Heartland Retard Siddhi" 
> that will let me turn into a Stevie anytime I so desire. I plan to trek 
> to the top of Mt. Whitney and perform an intense tapas. Everything has 
> been planned, I plan to take the Mt. Whitney trail with plenty of smokes 
> and gum. In the worst case, i.e. if I fail to achieve the Heartland 
> Retard Siddhi, I plan to irritate Lord Indra enough to make him send me 
> the super-hot and sexy Menaka, a la Sage Vishwamitra, to woo me out of 
> my intense tapas.
> 
> Wish me luck Steve.
> 
> Love,
> Ravi
>

 

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