--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ann" <awoelflebater@...> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Seraphita" <s3raphita@> wrote: > > > > I don't know how many FFL readers are familiar with the late American > > esoteric thinker Richard Rose. His best-known book was The Albigen > > Papers. I always found his approach a little severe for my tastes - > > along with Gurdjieff who insisted on calling his route "The Work! - > > which is, no doubt, why Maharishi's "effortless" TM made such an appeal > > to a lazybones like me. > > One thing that made Rose stand out from other modern teachers was his > > championing of celibacy. If being celibate is the way to enlightenment > > then I know I'm never going to make it, so I guess I'm doomed to a life > > of vice, crime and debauchery and all-round general ignorance. > > One target for Rose was masturbation. He didn't hold with the current > > attitude that masturbation is simply a harmless release of sexual > > tension. On the contrary he believed it to be a serious problem for > > today's men and women. I'm not saying he's wrong about that: sex is one > > of those subjects about which you can't string together three > > consecutive sentences without making a complete hypocrite of yourself. > > Rose claimed that he could tell if someone was a (regular) masturbator > > if they had a small arse (or "ass" as you Americans quaintly put it). I > > swear I'm not making this up! For confirmation see The Sex Connection by > > Alan Fitzpatrick. (Rose also thought that homosexuality was caused by a > > virus transmitted from one male to another - but let's not go there.) > > I've never had the nerve to follow strangers in the street, evaluate the > > size of their backsides and then ask them if they were or were not > > compulsive masturbators, so I can't vouch for the accuracy of Rose's > > assessment. > > The best part though is Rose's belief that when people masturbate, > > although we (by which I mean you, of course) may fantasise about many > > different scenarios during the reverie, each of us has one - and only > > one - dominant fantasy that we close-in on when reaching the climax of > > the operation. Sounds plausible! > > But not only did Rose see a small "ass" as an indicator of a masturbator > > he also claimed he could detect which dominant fantasy each person had. > > Unfortunately, he didn't spell out what signs to look for in this case > > but wouldn't it be cool to be at a dinner party and during one of those > > embarrassing lulls in the conversation you could point to the chap > > sitting opposite and say in an authoritative voice: "Nurse. PVC uniform. > > Doggy style" and then just watch all the colour drain from his face! > > Hilarious post. So, if you have a small butt you are a masterbator?! Well, > that lets me off the hook. What I mean to say is, my butt is not exactly > tiny, er, let's just put it this way, I am not sure his theory is correct. On > the other hand, let's just keep this ambiguous. Most men have no butts at all > so they would be harder to spot and categorize. > > As far as the climaxing scenario, I would need to think about that, reflect > on past experience so to speak. I hope the rest of you will have a little > introspection on this as well. > > Since you appear to be British I would imagine your fantasy might be rather > kinkified, or at least I would expect so. The British have this interesting > reputation of all starched shirt on the outside but inside they would > probably make even Ravi blush. Excuse me while I google this Rose chap... > > >
I guess that leaves Oprah out of Master Bater's club. Not a tiny ass here, and I masturbate all the time! Moon monkey was the last vision I climaxed on, and it had changed from the spanking Momma, oh and the Rakshasha virgin, and the lion before that. Once in a while one of Nabby's buddies takes me away with the pulse of UFO and KY fantasy. What kind of drugs was that dude on? I wish I was in the same room with him talking all that shit. The British????? Being kinky? Ohhhhhhhhhhh sure. Come on!? Oh wait, I take that back. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBHKVAs85Ko One.
