--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Alex Stanley" <j_alexander_stanley@...> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Alex Stanley" <j_alexander_stanley@> > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Jai Swami Gulabjamunanda! > > > > > > > > Such a deal! I would like to know how many gulab jamun can be bought > > > > for $107.95. > > > > What the heck, please put me in for a few dozen, complete with syrup! > > > > Next day air delivery! > > > > > > > > Please! > > > > > > What! You are thinking that you would be getting more than one gulab > > > jamun for such a reasonable price? NO GULAB FOR YOU!!! > > > > > Buy one get one free? > > Ok, because you are being my most devout devotee, I have used the Divine > Science of Vedic Mathematics, taught to me by my guru, Swami > Tandoorchickenanda, to produce a special, most auspicious, > buy-one-get-one-free price just for you: > > $216 > Sri Guru Gulabjamanda, Thanks! You've got balls. At least two between you and your Guru, Swami Tandoorchickenanda, once I make this special most auspicious purchase. A three legged race to enlightenment is to the finish line and beyond of infinite awareness! Let me offer you these precious Rudraksha bead strings at an affordable tithing on your behalf, for only $451 USD, for this auspicious month of Shravan to tie your legs together and please make it here by the next full Moon. Shiva is in all giving mood. Race is on! Totality is at the doors of bliss! Bliss is at the doors of totality! Whatever. You are in the lead, and $216 Buckeroos is not much to ask for!
Thank you, graciously, my humblest respects.
