The beast hit me like a ton of bricks, that 666. Deepen to the darker side, for the dark is not dark enough for I! Shani,a temporary gaze on Surya, which combination, I shall not say. A hint, the Turq is kind of spelled like Turd. Lot's of blueberries come to mind! Blue biliary traced on end results, where Turd's reside.
The old man whispers in my ear from afar, he who belches loudly will Shani's grace, a man of sooji complexion, that Sade Sati face, Italian Stallion. I save myself for he. Not the Turq. (hmm what rhymes) He is a jerk; Play with the animals and do not feed them! --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... <no_reply@...> wrote: > > How coquettish of you, Obba. Ooops, don't lift that petticoat in front of the > big strong man! Yes, smelling the scent of cheap cloying perfume in the air, > and how you flutter your fan, so! Just another damsel in distress, eh??? > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > As Share prods me to end my beasty number ending in 666, in another post, I > > move along here, to this compliment to the Turq, from Michael. > > I agree with Michael. I enjoy Turq's big head writing. I only thrash at him > > (He who goes by the name of Barry, but I am not quite personal enough to > > call him anything in a formal, except to fuck off, as Ann and I believe Dr. > > Dumbass have said here somewhere on these FFL group pages.) > > Turq, I enjoy your writing too. Sometimes they do get long winded and > > boring, but I still stomach through them, because sometimes past your ego, > > you do put together fine sentences many of the times. > > You are worth the skim through. > > A one night stand dressed in different clothing can make it feel like new, > > when you run out of material. > > Seriously, the squeaky wheel gets the oil and you have much rusted debris > > to keep the volume up for a good time to come. > > > > Fuck off, Turq. Keep up the good work. ;) > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson <mjackson74@> wrote: > > > > > > I know there are a lot of people on FFL who dislike you Turq, but I love > > > your writing - if one day I can write as well as you I will have achieved > > > something great. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > From: turquoiseb <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > Sent: Thursday, August 15, 2013 3:01 AM > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] The Prerequisites for Enlightenment > > > > > > > > > > > > Â > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Michael Jackson <mjackson74@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Given the definition given by the Big M for enlightenment > > > > and all the glorious things that the enlightened are and > > > > can do, you would think these TM enlightened would be > > > > doing marvelous things in the world, especially in the > > > > area of saving the rest of us from ignorance. I eagerly > > > > await their coming out and heppin' the rest of us > > > > ignorant folks out. > > > > > > Michael, I think your understanding in this vitally important area is > > > flawed by an improper understanding of the relationship between the > > > enlightened and the...uh...not so much. > > > > > > The "real story" of why so many have failed to become enlightened > > > themselves as a result of the beneficence of the enlightened is much like > > > a section I have to create often when doing tech writing. The > > > unenlightened have failed to become All That They Could Be because they > > > didn't RTFM, or skipped over the Prerequisites section. > > > > > > In the Prerequisites section of technical documentation, one lists all of > > > the things one has to have in place or have done before installing/using > > > the new-fangled software or hardware that the manual is about. Like, > > > before installing and running a Java-based program > > > on your computer, there is a prerequisite that you have to have installed > > > Java first, and that it has to be functional and capable of launching a > > > JVM (Java Virtual Machine) for the new-fangled program to run in. Not to > > > mention...uh...*having* a computer in the first place, and turning it on > > > using the little red switch. > > > > > > These are all *prerequisites* that must be met before the new-fangled > > > program will work, and transform your life into the wonderland that our > > > marketing and sales reps told you it would become if you just bought our > > > product. > > > > > > The User's Manual for Enlightenment is notoriously badly written, when > > > you can find it at all, and contains many Class-A bugs that have never > > > been addressed, even though the software of enlightenment is now up to > > > Release 3,784.256.11. In *all* of those releases, the > > > shitty tech writers have failed to write a Prerequisites section. For > > > your edification, and that of other hapless seekers, I shall seek to > > > rectify that situation now: > > > > > > > > > PREREQUISITES FOR BEING HEPPED' TO BE ENLIGHTENED > > > BY SOMEONE WHO IS ALREADY ENLIGHTENED > > > > > > > > > * You need to be somewhat alive, and sentient. To date, very few of the > > > enlightened have ever been able to hep a rock or an amoeba to become > > > enlightened. > > > > > > * You need to be OPEN to being enlightened. This is usually > > > demonstrated by being willing to pay those who claim to be able to hep > > > you great deals of money. > > > > > > * You must accept without question that the person you have just paid > > > to enlighten you is enlightened themselves. THIS IS CRITICAL. Failure to > > > follow this prerequisite may result in not only a failed installation of > > > the enlightenment software, but in a series of nasty tantrums thrown by > > > the enlightened person. Be warned. > > > > > > > > > * When the enlightened person tells you what is WRONG with you that > > > makes you so unenlightened, and thus SO not like them, you should agree > > > with them quickly and publicly. Failure to admit that 1) you have a > > > problem, 2) that the enlightened person, being...uh...enlightened and > > > all, is more capable of seeing this problem than you are, and 3) they can > > > FIX your problem if you just pay them enough attention and money may > > > result again in improper installation of the enlightenmentware, not to > > > mention more tantrums. > > > > > > > > > * Never, never, NEVER ask the enlightened person who is benevolently > > > sharing their valuable time and energy to hep you become so like them WHY > > > you'd want to do so. This is a demonstration of having failed to accept > > > the base conditions that allow an enlightened person to make a living > > > without having to work. Bad juju. Don't even *think* of asking WHY you'd > > > want to become so like them. Doubts are BAD. Just *accept* the basic > > > premise that they're better than you are, and put your energy into > > > becoming more like them. > > > > > > * Similarly, never never NEVER ask the enlightened person to walk their > > > enlightenment talk. For example, if they've said that the enlightened are > > > beyond petty things like anger and jealousy and spite, never never NEVER > > > point out to them that they've been acting that way themselves on a > > > regular basis. Doing this might result in the enlightened person writing > > > you off as a lost cause, and you missing out on the enlightenment boat > > > forever. > > > > > > > > > * When the enlightened person tells you to do something, well, like the > > > Nike commercials say, JUST DO IT. Don't ask questions, just do what > > > you've been fuckin' told to do. That's what the enlightened *expect* of > > > you, and Not Meeting Their Expectations has been identified as the #1 > > > cause of failure to become enlightened like they are. > > > I could go on, but I'm sure you get the picture. It's NOT that the > > > enlightened have failed in any way because so few of their students have > > > become enlightened themselves. Not, not, NOT. It's the students' fault, > > > because they never read the Prerequisites section. > > > > > > Now you have. Go forth and select an enlightened person to hep you, and > > > good luck becoming as cool as they are. When you have, then you can go > > > forth and multiply, and hep others the way they have hepped you. > > > > > >
