Funny, funny, funny! ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
The only useful purpose for a child's middle name is so they know when Mom is really angry with them. On 10/27/2013 8:09 AM, dhamiltony2k5@... mailto:dhamiltony2k5@... wrote: You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com> mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote: Before you criticize others, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be 5,280 feet away from them and they'll be barefooted. On 10/25/2013 5:58 PM, dhamiltony2k5@... mailto:dhamiltony2k5@... wrote: To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com> mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com wrote: While it is true that the early bird gets the worm, it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.
