Shotgun wedding: a matter of wife and death.
On 10/27/2013 9:03 AM, steve.sun...@yahoo.com wrote:
Funny, funny, funny!
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wrote:
The only useful purpose for a child's middle name is so they know when
Mom is really angry with them.
On 10/27/2013 8:09 AM, dhamiltony2k5@...
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* You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute
to skydive twice.
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<fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com>
<mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
Before you criticize others, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, you'll be 5,280 feet away from them and they'll be barefooted.
On 10/25/2013 5:58 PM, dhamiltony2k5@...
<mailto:dhamiltony2k5@...> wrote:
* To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever
you hit the target.
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<mailto:fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com> wrote:
While it is true that the early bird gets the worm, it's the second
mouse that gets the cheese.