It grows on trees, too! Thanks!
---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <awoelflebater@...> wrote: ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> wrote: Emily, I empathize with Share -- For example, let's take that first sentence: What, exactly, do you mean, by, "Share, is it raining in Fairfield?"?? I'm not tracking this, either...its a little out there, frankly. Do you mean actual rain, like rain-rain, composed of water, wet, droplets, and all?? Or something else? What did Amma say about water? And is it, "in", as in *actually* *in* Fairfield, where the rain would be occurring? What if it comes out of the sky, *above* Fairfield? Is that considered the same thing?? Or blows in as part of a storm, moving south? Seriously. Also, would that be Fairfield, Iowa, Connecticut, Texas, California, Illinois, Idaho, Kentucky, Ohio, or Alabama? My intellect is overwhelmed by your lack of precision. I ask rhetorically, again, "Share is it raining in Fairfield?", as if *anyone* could reply in a straightforward manner, to such an inquiry, with its loose definitions, and subtly twisted shades of meaning. "Share, is it raining in Fairfield?", indeed! I am on to you now, Emily. Doc, you just reminded me why I love you so much. If this is enlightenment I'll take half a pound and wrap it up. ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <emilymaenot@...> wrote: Conversation between Share and Emily: Share: "It's raining in Iowa." Emily: "Share, is it raining in Fairfield?" Share: "Emily, I heard it on the news today that it's raining." Emily: "Share, is it raining outside your door?" Share: "Emily, the Farmer's Almanac says that it will be raining this winter." Emily: "Share, I'm asking you if it is raining in Fairfield and specifically outside your door." Barry: "Share, Emily is one of Ravi's minions so disregard her, and btw, STFU, you are causing all this." Emily: "Share, does it upset you that Barry just told you to STFU?" Share: "Emily, Barry is like a half-brother to me. Also, Jon Grayweather, who is an expert on what women want out of sex, says that having sex in the rain is good for pitta types." Emily: "Share, are you a pitta type?" Bhairitu: "Share, have you tried juicing grass? It's very good for pitta types." Richard: "Share, I went to Whole Foods today and bought spinach." Share: "Richard, there is a Whole Foods in Iowa and I will be going next week." Emily: "Share, is it raining in Iowa today? Share: "Emily, you are honing in on my conversation with Richard in a mean and spiteful way." Emily: "Share, *you* said it was raining in Iowa today, I just wanted to know if it was raining in Fairfield and specifically outside your door." Share: "Emily, you are being repetitive and vicious and critical and negative and I am only responding "in-kind". You are one of Judy's minions and I hate her so I hate you too. I will stand up for myself." ---In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, <sharelong60@...> wrote: What's unfortunate is that Emily used to wrote some interesting posts but once she got on Judy's bandwagon she's become imo sort of repetitive. On Sunday, December 1, 2013 10:22 AM, "anartaxius@..." <anartaxius@...> wrote: Authfriend's modus operandi: A falsis principiis proficisci. (Marcus Tullius Cicero)
